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Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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No soup for you. :mad:
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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    A George divided against itself cannot stand!!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    I never watched Seinfeld but I had to watch an episode as research for a birthday cake/cupcake order...

    "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!"

    I didn't really get it, but the cake/cupcake receiver was quite tickled.
  • Clew
    Clew Posts: 910 Member
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    There are so many! :smile: :smile: :smile: But you know I am fond of SERENITY NOW :laugh:
  • MJH5773
    MJH5773 Posts: 70
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    "You couldn't just have a regular salad. You had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIGGG salad!"
  • MD1978
    MD1978 Posts: 477 Member
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    Not that their's anything wrong with that :)
  • MJH5773
    MJH5773 Posts: 70
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    A George divided against itself cannot stand!!

    You're killing Independent George!!
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
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    That is one magic loogie!
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
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    Elaine - "It shrinks?'
    George - "LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!!!!!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    He's a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I cannot look away.

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  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
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    I always wanted to pretend I was an architect
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    They're real and they're spectacular.
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    "Is that a Titleist?



    ...Hole in One"
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Mine's more of a conversation:

    Elaine: So you're saying that 90% of the population is undateable?

    Jerry: Undateable!

    Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?

    Jerry: Alcohol
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
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    "It's not a lie, if you believe it" - George Costanza
  • lesliethescrivener
    lesliethescrivener Posts: 41
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    "i have to decide if he's really sponge-worthy."
  • clover5
    clover5 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    Everything always evens out even for me.
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    but I dont want to be a pirate
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    yes Im sponge worthy
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
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    ooh, I have more Jerry quotes:


    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes."

    "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

    "She had man-hands!"

    "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    ooh, I have more Jerry quotes:


    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes."

    "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

    "She had man-hands!"

    "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"


    Man hands classic

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