Favarite Seinfeld quote

Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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No soup for you. :mad:
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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    A George divided against itself cannot stand!!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    I never watched Seinfeld but I had to watch an episode as research for a birthday cake/cupcake order...

    "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!"

    I didn't really get it, but the cake/cupcake receiver was quite tickled.
  • Clew
    Clew Posts: 910 Member
    There are so many! :smile: :smile: :smile: But you know I am fond of SERENITY NOW :laugh:
  • MJH5773
    MJH5773 Posts: 70
    "You couldn't just have a regular salad. You had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIGGG salad!"
  • MD1978
    MD1978 Posts: 477 Member
    Not that their's anything wrong with that :)
  • MJH5773
    MJH5773 Posts: 70
    A George divided against itself cannot stand!!

    You're killing Independent George!!
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    That is one magic loogie!
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
    Elaine - "It shrinks?'
    George - "LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!!!!!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    He's a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I cannot look away.

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  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    I always wanted to pretend I was an architect
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    They're real and they're spectacular.
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    "Is that a Titleist?



    ...Hole in One"
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    Mine's more of a conversation:

    Elaine: So you're saying that 90% of the population is undateable?

    Jerry: Undateable!

    Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?

    Jerry: Alcohol
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    "It's not a lie, if you believe it" - George Costanza
  • lesliethescrivener
    lesliethescrivener Posts: 41
    "i have to decide if he's really sponge-worthy."
  • clover5
    clover5 Posts: 1,640 Member
    Everything always evens out even for me.
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    but I dont want to be a pirate
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    yes Im sponge worthy
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    ooh, I have more Jerry quotes:


    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes."

    "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

    "She had man-hands!"

    "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    ooh, I have more Jerry quotes:


    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes."

    "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

    "She had man-hands!"

    "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"


    Man hands classic
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. [Beeep]"
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
    Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!
  • DaphneAtx
    DaphneAtx Posts: 153
    It's not a purse, it's EUROPEAN!
  • steveadams01
    steveadams01 Posts: 2
    "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." --George
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
    Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
    Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
    Elaine: It shrinks?
    Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
    Elaine: Why does it shrink?
    George Costanza: It just does.
    Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
    "Who put cookies in his mouth? You aren't supposed to do that."

    and

    "Sorry" (said by the man with the cane in the episode about the black/white cookie that made Jerry lose his vomit record!
  • alpha_andy
    alpha_andy Posts: 160 Member
    I need the secure packaging of jockeys. My boys need a house!
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    "It's not a lie if you believe it."
  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    oh where to begin... Its only my favorite show ever!

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" - everyone!

    "Jerry how could you... you were making out during Schindlers list?!?!" - Mrs seinfeld

    "high-five" - Putty

    "well the jerk store called, theyre running out of you" - George
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!"

    "No soup for you!"

    "So, you think you're spongeworthy?"

    "I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

    "Only I could fail at failing."

    "The dingo ate your baby!"

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