If I lift heavy, will this happen to me? (Worried Girl)

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  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member

    this and the possiblity of you growing a very small set of balls could be in your future

    What!? Where!?

    Most likely from your chin

    Ballchinian?

    ballchinian.jpg

    Eughhhhh...... that is ummm...... unattractive. Think I might stick to the cardio after all. What's the worst that can happen if I do too much cardio?
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    Not if your weights are pink.

    And glittery! And if you lift in the kitchen, where you belong.
  • karensoxfan
    karensoxfan Posts: 902 Member
    biggest-biceps_2337677k.jpg

    The world's largest biceps belong to Mostafa Ismail (Egypt) and were measured for left arm flexed at 64.77 cm (25.5 in) and non-flexed 62.23 cm (24.5 in) and for right arm flexed at 63.5 cm (25 in) and non-flexed 60.96 cm (24 in). The measurements were taken in Franklin, Massachusetts, USA which is where Mostafa now resides.

    Crap! I'm from Franklin, MA too. That plus lifting heavy & I'm doomed to become a she-male! :o LOL
  • twoscimitars
    twoscimitars Posts: 272 Member
    Of course it's not a joke. This whole thread is 100% serious.
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    Yes, women should stick to cardio.

    Please tell me you're f**king kidding.


    I can almost guarentee that she is f**king kidding.
  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member
    Yes, women should stick to cardio.

    Please tell me you're f**king kidding.

    I would assume that since this is the "chit-chat, fun, and games" forum, that yes....it's a joke.

    I find it funny that this is what a few women picked out of this conversation. Not the balls growing from the chin. :laugh:
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    no but you will bulk up way to much if you lift and then guys wont find you attractive.......
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Yes, but you do get the choice of being a yellow or orange locker.
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    biggest-biceps_2337677k.jpg

    The world's largest biceps belong to Mostafa Ismail (Egypt) and were measured for left arm flexed at 64.77 cm (25.5 in) and non-flexed 62.23 cm (24.5 in) and for right arm flexed at 63.5 cm (25 in) and non-flexed 60.96 cm (24 in). The measurements were taken in Franklin, Massachusetts, USA which is where Mostafa now resides.

    Crap! I'm from Franklin, MA too. That plus lifting heavy & I'm doomed to become a she-male! :o LOL

    I look forward to your progress pics :laugh: :drinker:
  • superdrood
    superdrood Posts: 129 Member
    Yes. And your uterus will fall out.

    this and the possiblity of you growing a very small set of balls could be in your future

    What!? Where!?

    Most likely from your chin

    That is where balls belong, after all.

    Now here is someone with a very happy husband!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes. And your uterus will fall out.

    this and the possiblity of you growing a very small set of balls could be in your future

    What!? Where!?

    On your chin
    edit: oops was said already. So one on each ear lobe!:flowerforyou:
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    Not if your weights are pink.

    And glittery! And if you lift in the kitchen, where you belong.

    I just spit water on my monitor.
  • christiangandy
    christiangandy Posts: 48 Member
    absolutely not....women are not genetically designed to put on muscles like this, men are (at least more so than women) all that will happen is, that you will become stronger, more defined, and therefore will burn more calories in your day to day activities, due to an increase in lean muscle mass,

    (you could always just keep an eye on urself in the mirror as the months go by, and when you think your muscles look good and thay are looking how you want them, switch to low weight/high reps.....done
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    I have a friend who lifts heavy and is ridiculously strong for a woman and she looks nothing like that.

    she's doing it wrong
  • Corryn78
    Corryn78 Posts: 215
    absolutely not....women are not genetically designed to put on muscles like this, men are (at least more so than women) all that will happen is, that you will become stronger, more defined, and therefore will burn more calories in your day to day activities, due to an increase in lean muscle mass,

    (you could always just keep an eye on urself in the mirror as the months go by, and when you think your muscles look good and thay are looking how you want them, switch to low weight/high reps.....done

    So by doing this, I will prevent balls on my chin? Think I'll stick to heavy lifting.
  • christiangandy
    christiangandy Posts: 48 Member
    and no you cannot do a fat loss phase and muscle gain phase at the same time (well you can try but you will only acheive mediocre results in both)
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    Yes; your face will be stuck that way FOREVER. #yourmotherwasright
  • californiagirl2012
    californiagirl2012 Posts: 2,625 Member
    LOL I think that was a joke right?

    Okay , *putting on my serious hat* I lift heavy. I'm a girl, totally natural, and have a bit of genetics that seem to help me gain muscle a little more than the average girl. And it also might be that I'm almost 52 so my hormones are a bit different compared to younger girls so it's a benefit if you want to build muscle and lose fat.

    If you are a girl you don't have the hormones to get big naturally. I lift heavy and I'm still really tiny. My lean body mass is only 104 lbs and that is fairly heavy for a 5'1" female, and quite a bit of this is due to my having very dense bones from 30 years of lifting, not all muscle, and I'm still quite tiny.

    My muscles really are not that big, but they show a lot of definition because I'm quite lean. If I gained some fat then I would have a softer more toned look (which is OKAY too!). Then if I gained more fat I would look bulking and hefty like I did most of my life until last year. YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. Lean and ripped, soft and toned, or hefty, it all depends on how much fat you leave on your body. Calories are the only thing that change fat. Exercise is for changing or maintaining your lean body mass only. Lifting weights will give you the best bang for your buck for shaping your body. I finally changed my shape by putting lifting first and cardio 2nd. You can not out exercise too many calories. I learned this the hard way ---> http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/740340-i-lost-60-lbs-at-age-51-anyone-can-any-workout


    Lifting weights is KEY. I recently had my DXA scan done and at 51.5 years of age I have the bone density of a super athletic 30 year old. That is a direct result of lifting for over 30 years. Now if that is not scientific proof that lifting weights keeps you younger I don't know what is! Also I believe it is why most people think I look much younger than I really am.

    Girls, start lifting now. lift heavy and change it up often, find a lot of weight routines with free weights, make it fun, embrace it, make it part of your life. Only 3 days a week is all it would take. Crank up your tunes and learn to love it, because your body will love it and it will make your quality of life better in many ways, especially when you get older like me.

    My recent muscle "experiments" :

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/752246-i-m-afraid-to-try-an-new-weight-lifting-program-now

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/745151-i-got-a-compliment-from-rusty-moore-from-fitness-black-book

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/742284-lets-see-some-muscle-chicks-real-ones

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/746754-how-to-get-abs-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734011-desserts-always-make-me-wake-up-ripped-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734137-the-new-me-pictures-not-posing
  • SirZee
    SirZee Posts: 381
    Only the beard ;)
  • JaySpice
    JaySpice Posts: 326 Member
    Looks like a over and under boob.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Wonder how they wear shirts with sleeves?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    LOL I think that was a joke right?

    Okay , *putting on my serious hat* I lift heavy. I'm a girl, totally natural, and have a bit of genetics that seem to help me gain muscle a little more than the average girl. And it also might be that I'm almost 52 so my hormones are a bit different compared to younger girls so it's a benefit if you want to build muscle and lose fat.

    If you are a girl you don't have the hormones to get big naturally. I lift heavy and I'm still really tiny. My lean body mass is only 104 lbs and that is fairly heavy for a 5'1" female, and quite a bit of this is due to my having very dense bones from 30 years of lifting, not all muscle, and I'm still quite tiny.

    My muscles really are not that big, but they show a lot of definition because I'm quite lean. If I gained some fat then I would have a softer more toned look (which is OKAY too!). Then if I gained more fat I would look bulking and hefty like I did most of my life until last year. YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. Lean and ripped, soft and toned, or hefty, it all depends on how much fat you leave on your body. Calories are the only thing that change fat. Exercise is for changing or maintaining your lean body mass only. Lifting weights will give you the best bang for your buck for shaping your body. I finally changed my shape by putting lifting first and cardio 2nd. You can not out exercise too many calories. I learned this the hard way ---> http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/740340-i-lost-60-lbs-at-age-51-anyone-can-any-workout


    Lifting weights is KEY. I recently had my DXA scan done and at 51.5 years of age I have the bone density of a super athletic 30 year old. That is a direct result of lifting for over 30 years. Now if that is not scientific proof that lifting weights keeps you younger I don't know what is! Also I believe it is why most people think I look much younger than I really am.

    Girls, start lifting now. lift heavy and change it up often, find a lot of weight routines with free weights, make it fun, embrace it, make it part of your life. Only 3 days a week is all it would take. Crank up your tunes and learn to love it, because your body will love it and it will make your quality of life better in many ways, especially when you get older like me.

    My recent muscle "experiments" :

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/752246-i-m-afraid-to-try-an-new-weight-lifting-program-now

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/745151-i-got-a-compliment-from-rusty-moore-from-fitness-black-book

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/742284-lets-see-some-muscle-chicks-real-ones

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/746754-how-to-get-abs-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734011-desserts-always-make-me-wake-up-ripped-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734137-the-new-me-pictures-not-posing

    REALLY!? I mean F@CKING REALLY!? Every post!!!!
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    This guy is from my hometown. (I still work there but live a town over now! )

    This is quite creepy I must say. I agree that its not possible to look like that without drugs. I feel that if he was lifting only why arent his forearms matching in proportions.? Hmm...
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    biggest-biceps_2337677k.jpg

    The world's largest biceps belong to Mostafa Ismail (Egypt) and were measured for left arm flexed at 64.77 cm (25.5 in) and non-flexed 62.23 cm (24.5 in) and for right arm flexed at 63.5 cm (25 in) and non-flexed 60.96 cm (24 in). The measurements were taken in Franklin, Massachusetts, USA which is where Mostafa now resides.

    Crap! I'm from Franklin, MA too. That plus lifting heavy & I'm doomed to become a she-male! :o LOL

    Im from Franklin! Do you still live there?
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    do those biceps help or hinder his *kitten*?
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Looks like a over and under boob.

    They're not like any boob I have ever seen! :)
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    LOL I think that was a joke right?

    Okay , *putting on my serious hat* I lift heavy. I'm a girl, totally natural, and have a bit of genetics that seem to help me gain muscle a little more than the average girl. And it also might be that I'm almost 52 so my hormones are a bit different compared to younger girls so it's a benefit if you want to build muscle and lose fat.

    If you are a girl you don't have the hormones to get big naturally. I lift heavy and I'm still really tiny. My lean body mass is only 104 lbs and that is fairly heavy for a 5'1" female, and quite a bit of this is due to my having very dense bones from 30 years of lifting, not all muscle, and I'm still quite tiny.

    My muscles really are not that big, but they show a lot of definition because I'm quite lean. If I gained some fat then I would have a softer more toned look (which is OKAY too!). Then if I gained more fat I would look bulking and hefty like I did most of my life until last year. YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. Lean and ripped, soft and toned, or hefty, it all depends on how much fat you leave on your body. Calories are the only thing that change fat. Exercise is for changing or maintaining your lean body mass only. Lifting weights will give you the best bang for your buck for shaping your body. I finally changed my shape by putting lifting first and cardio 2nd. You can not out exercise too many calories. I learned this the hard way ---> http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/740340-i-lost-60-lbs-at-age-51-anyone-can-any-workout


    Lifting weights is KEY. I recently had my DXA scan done and at 51.5 years of age I have the bone density of a super athletic 30 year old. That is a direct result of lifting for over 30 years. Now if that is not scientific proof that lifting weights keeps you younger I don't know what is! Also I believe it is why most people think I look much younger than I really am.

    Girls, start lifting now. lift heavy and change it up often, find a lot of weight routines with free weights, make it fun, embrace it, make it part of your life. Only 3 days a week is all it would take. Crank up your tunes and learn to love it, because your body will love it and it will make your quality of life better in many ways, especially when you get older like me.

    My recent muscle "experiments" :

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/752246-i-m-afraid-to-try-an-new-weight-lifting-program-now

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/745151-i-got-a-compliment-from-rusty-moore-from-fitness-black-book

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/742284-lets-see-some-muscle-chicks-real-ones

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/746754-how-to-get-abs-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734011-desserts-always-make-me-wake-up-ripped-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734137-the-new-me-pictures-not-posing

    REALLY!? I mean F@CKING REALLY!? Every post!!!!

    this. it's getting ridiculous.
  • karensoxfan
    karensoxfan Posts: 902 Member

    Crap! I'm from Franklin, MA too. That plus lifting heavy & I'm doomed to become a she-male! :o LOL

    Im from Franklin! Do you still live there?

    No. My mom does, but I live in Randolph, MA now.
  • rkr22401
    rkr22401 Posts: 216 Member
    LOL I think that was a joke right?

    Okay , *putting on my serious hat* I lift heavy. I'm a girl, totally natural, and have a bit of genetics that seem to help me gain muscle a little more than the average girl. And it also might be that I'm almost 52 so my hormones are a bit different compared to younger girls so it's a benefit if you want to build muscle and lose fat.

    If you are a girl you don't have the hormones to get big naturally. I lift heavy and I'm still really tiny. My lean body mass is only 104 lbs and that is fairly heavy for a 5'1" female, and quite a bit of this is due to my having very dense bones from 30 years of lifting, not all muscle, and I'm still quite tiny.

    My muscles really are not that big, but they show a lot of definition because I'm quite lean. If I gained some fat then I would have a softer more toned look (which is OKAY too!). Then if I gained more fat I would look bulking and hefty like I did most of my life until last year. YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. Lean and ripped, soft and toned, or hefty, it all depends on how much fat you leave on your body. Calories are the only thing that change fat. Exercise is for changing or maintaining your lean body mass only. Lifting weights will give you the best bang for your buck for shaping your body. I finally changed my shape by putting lifting first and cardio 2nd. You can not out exercise too many calories. I learned this the hard way ---> http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/740340-i-lost-60-lbs-at-age-51-anyone-can-any-workout


    Lifting weights is KEY. I recently had my DXA scan done and at 51.5 years of age I have the bone density of a super athletic 30 year old. That is a direct result of lifting for over 30 years. Now if that is not scientific proof that lifting weights keeps you younger I don't know what is! Also I believe it is why most people think I look much younger than I really am.

    Girls, start lifting now. lift heavy and change it up often, find a lot of weight routines with free weights, make it fun, embrace it, make it part of your life. Only 3 days a week is all it would take. Crank up your tunes and learn to love it, because your body will love it and it will make your quality of life better in many ways, especially when you get older like me.

    My recent muscle "experiments" :

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/752246-i-m-afraid-to-try-an-new-weight-lifting-program-now

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/745151-i-got-a-compliment-from-rusty-moore-from-fitness-black-book

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/742284-lets-see-some-muscle-chicks-real-ones

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/746754-how-to-get-abs-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734011-desserts-always-make-me-wake-up-ripped-with-pics

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/734137-the-new-me-pictures-not-posing

    REALLY!? I mean F@CKING REALLY!? Every post!!!!

    ^This. I was about to type something along the same lines when i saw your post. About spewed my drink on my laptop.
  • it just looks so silly - what happened to symmetry and proportion??? lol