Can you poop a whole pound?

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  • jayres67
    jayres67 Posts: 28 Member
    The colon can hold up to 4-5 lbs of stool. So yes it's very possible. Lol
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    Wonder how many are going to weigh themselves then "go" just to check what happens because of this post.....:laugh:

    Pound seems reasonable especially if you are a guy (didn't even bother to look) because guys are definitely full of shEET!

    Bahaha...j/k :laugh: :laugh:
  • Krakenzmama
    Krakenzmama Posts: 33
    2.5lbs = 1 couric. So I would say it's possible, seeing as the record is held by Randy Marsh at 100+ couric's.

    I was just wondering about that after my post lunch constitutional at work lol, thanks random stranger!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    just wait until one day you gain a pound after you go. your mind will be blown.
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Only one pound? Amateur!

    Had to do a cleanse for colonoscopy, lost 9 pounds.
  • KrazyInLove
    KrazyInLove Posts: 36 Member
    Lolz this happens to me all the time. Usually after I poop Im down 4 pounds but I pay it no mind because wen i start eating I go up 2.
  • dxwatson2
    dxwatson2 Posts: 69 Member
    2.5lbs = 1 couric. So I would say it's possible, seeing as the record is held by Randy Marsh at 100+ couric's.

    ^^ This. He did break Bono's record.
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    just wait until one day you gain a pound after you go. your mind will be blown.


    Bahaha! I can't wait to read that post!! :laugh:
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    I have never thought of weighing myself before and after a poop LOL. I know I do weigh myself before my shower so my hair isn't wet...really how much can wet hair weigh?

    Hair definitely absorbs some water, but it's not only the hair. The skin absorbs some water during a shower, too. I've seen people complain of weighing an additional 6 pounds after a shower. (never tried it myself)
  • kooltray87
    kooltray87 Posts: 501 Member
    First of all, if I haven't had my morning dump I subtract AT LEAST a pound from what the scale says lol
  • maro_p
    maro_p Posts: 57 Member
    My bf did exactly the same thing this morning and asked me whether I have ever thought about it! I am glad to see that it is not only us talking sh**t!
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    it's too early in the morning for poop talk. But yes, I think it's very possible.

    It's never too early for s%$*# talking.
  • Dont_Eat_Me
    Dont_Eat_Me Posts: 36 Member
    Only one pound? Amateur!

    Had to do a cleanse for colonoscopy, lost 9 pounds.

    Grats on this. Had a 5lb myself here and there. Double flusher they are.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Yes I have had a 3lb one before! LMAO!! :laugh:

    Microwoman...That made me laugh sooooo friggin' hard. Thank you for that....I am at my desk at work laughing to myself about this whole subject...I wonder the same thing all of the time...
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Poop a whole pound??? As Larry the cable guy asked. Have you ever taken a poop so big that your pants fit better? Heck i can do better than that. I have pooped so much that my shirt fit better...
  • cedarghost
    cedarghost Posts: 621 Member
    You had me at poop..
    LMAO....
  • Weebs628
    Weebs628 Posts: 574 Member
    2.5lbs = 1 couric. So I would say it's possible, seeing as the record is held by Randy Marsh at 100+ couric's.

    ...I think I love you.
  • AnnaMGP
    AnnaMGP Posts: 60 Member
    just wait until one day you gain a pound after you go. your mind will be blown.
    That's funny. My dad and I have actually discussed this. How do you weigh more after you go? It happens to us all the time. Just don't understand how you "drop" mass and gain weight.
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    This thread is just a load of cr*p. :laugh:
  • cedarghost
    cedarghost Posts: 621 Member
    In the words of Billy Madison..."You called the sh*# poop......"
    lol
  • RubySinclair
    RubySinclair Posts: 90 Member
    Since I clicked on this topic, the advertisement that is appearing next to it is for "Holy Crap Breakfast Cereal"
    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :happy:
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    this is why i don't weigh myself during the week unless i've...done that first thing in the morning. the more empty i am on the inside, the more true my weight is lol
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    So this morning I weighed myself when I woke and weighed 294.4
    Then I had to "go"
    I went
    I weighed myself again, 293.2
    Is that possible??? 1.2 pounds for 1 poop?
    Seems not right, don't you think?


    why do you do this??????
    Come on. EVERYBODY does this! If you say you don't, you are either lying or not trying to lose a lot of weight. I, myself, have lost 8 pounds in 4 days before when I did a colon cleanse. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. Pooping is awesome. Lol.
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    Since I clicked on this topic, the advertisement that is appearing next to it is for "Holy Crap Breakfast Cereal"
    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :happy:

    HAHAHAHA. I saw that too.
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    In the words of Billy Madison..."You called the sh*# poop......"
    lol

    OMG. I laughed so hard I almost s**t myself.
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    Yeah.. I have pooped 2 pounds before. Lots of fruit will do that to you.
  • SueBee7777
    SueBee7777 Posts: 6
    I love a good crap-fest!! The only thing better then that is a good fart conversation. :glasses:

    This is the best thread ever! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    Pooping a pound is child's play. I've nicknamed myself "Da fudge factory"
    I've dropped deuces that have nearly caused the toilet to overflow.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Two and a half poop
  • Crayvn
    Crayvn Posts: 390 Member
    everyone stop talking s**t.... :p

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