Can you poop a whole pound?

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    Ok. I pee more than that.
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I always hop on the scale before and after a poop just for fun.
  • Danayle
    Danayle Posts: 74 Member
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    Wonder how many are going to weigh themselves then "go" just to check what happens because of this post.....:laugh:

    Pound seems reasonable especially if you are a guy (didn't even bother to look) because guys are definitely full of shEET!

    Bahaha...j/k :laugh: :laugh:

    I was thinking about weighing myself before and after. I use the bathroom right after I get up, and then way myself after. I don't usually have to poop in the morning though.
  • Sublog
    Sublog Posts: 1,296 Member
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    So this morning I weighed myself when I woke and weighed 294.4
    Then I had to "go"
    I went
    I weighed myself again, 293.2
    Is that possible??? 1.2 pounds for 1 poop?
    Seems not right, don't you think?

    You must be a wizard! My poop only weighs 3 ounces.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    just wait until one day you gain a pound after you go. your mind will be blown.
    That's funny. My dad and I have actually discussed this. How do you weigh more after you go? It happens to us all the time. Just don't understand how you "drop" mass and gain weight.

    When I had my 6 pound son, I only dropped 3 pounds. That really confused the s*** outa me. :laugh:
  • ChampagnePaulie
    ChampagnePaulie Posts: 18 Member
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    I think a pound or so is probably normal. Someone I know told me a story about getting "caught short" whilst out in the country and having to go in a field behind a hedge. They were absolutely astounded when they saw the pile they left behind :laugh: I suppose we get a distorted view when we glance in the toilet. What a topic lol
  • ThePilotsGirl
    ThePilotsGirl Posts: 30 Member
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    Best thread ever..... I've noticed when people take charge of their health and body they aren't afraid to talk about all aspects! I love that S**T.... :p
  • misspenfold
    misspenfold Posts: 25 Member
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    2.5lbs = 1 couric. So I would say it's possible, seeing as the record is held by Randy Marsh at 100+ couric's.

    You're awesome. Randy's awesome. We're all awesome. Except for Bono; he's crap.
  • emilygh1974
    emilygh1974 Posts: 65 Member
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    This thread is hysterical. Now I'm looking forward to my next blowout.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,488 Member
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    Well after reading all this poop discussions on the boards I've tried this and apparently my poop is weightless I never lose a damn thing. Stupid magic weightless poop. You all just get my hopes up only to have the scale laugh at me for being so ridiculous.
  • willpj280971
    willpj280971 Posts: 1
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    yep completely possible. Same thing happened to me a couple of days ago. Always weigh yourself when you first wake up and before you have eaten, but after you have pooped..
  • bethygirlie
    bethygirlie Posts: 311 Member
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    I love this thread lmao
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
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    lady, i can poop a whole kilo.
  • firedupfriend
    firedupfriend Posts: 140 Member
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    Yes I have had a 3lb one before! LMAO!! :laugh:

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    Brilliant!!!
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
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    2.5lbs = 1 couric. So I would say it's possible, seeing as the record is held by Randy Marsh at 100+ couric's.

    that's a pretty big poo. was randy marsh a rhino?
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
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    LOL! It is possible, trust me!
  • stace_19
    stace_19 Posts: 24 Member
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    Hahahaha this made me laugh! But yes you can, been there and done that! :)
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
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    This thread cracked me up. Can we chat about farts now?
  • tomich54
    tomich54 Posts: 99 Member
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    You had me at poop..

    OMG! I'm STILL laughing! :laugh:
  • marshallexi
    marshallexi Posts: 162 Member
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    This is the most entertaining thread in the forum today.

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