Unexpected Work Place "NSV"

That's the same thing I tell myself once in a while when the automatic door doesn't open when I step on the thingy that makes it open!

I'm new here. I've seen "NSV" on various posts. Someone educate my ingnorance, what does it stand for? Otherwise I'll just make something ridiculous up.

So "NSV", the toilets in my office think that I am SO INCREDIBLY light weight, that I am non-existant while sitting on it.

...& yes, I used quotes.

So, here I am, at work (you know, same old grind) and I just finished my 751ml bottle of "water" which is actually water mixed with Crystal Light (not an invite to warn me about aspartame). Now, I have to pee, which is only natural, of course.

Now, a little back story. The company that I work for, spoils us. I mean that in the sense that, they believe we are either a) too lazy or b) too disgusting (which is true for the most part i'm sure) to flush the toilets after ourselves. The facilities that we have here, flush on their own accord. For the most part, after you go about your way, the motion of you standing up and/or removing yourself from the seat, will trigger the flushing process.

So, there I am, mid pee.....and the toilet flushes.

Now, I could think.....a) this toilet is faulty and flushes randomly, at the most in-opportune times b) I made some sort of arm flailing movement, or shifted very suddenly and made such a commotion on that seat that it believed I was removing myself or c) I am SO extremely light-weight that this toilet doesn't even believe someone is sitting on it anymore.

I clearly choose the latter, because I'm special like that.

So "NSV", the toilets in my office think that I am SO INCREDIBLY light weight, that I am non-existant while sitting on it.

Perception is reality : )