Laughing my weight off...

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  • ludakhrys
    ludakhrys Posts: 4
    That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh :)
  • givenshl
    givenshl Posts: 34
    OMG, Love your Humor!

    Good Luck on Your Journey, You can Do IT!
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    Nor do I wear shorts as they ride up.

    YESSS! I know what you mean! It's like "Inside of shorts meet crotch, crotch meet inside of shorts".... One day my thighs won't be famished!
  • Kimjanebrooks
    Kimjanebrooks Posts: 253 Member
    Great intro Lee.

    Welcome to the madhouse :)

    Which brings me on nicely to this....

    Roses are red.
    My name is Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave.

    :)

    Ha ha!! Hilarious!
  • LiveLoveLaughGiggle
    LiveLoveLaughGiggle Posts: 11 Member
    lmbo!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    my body claps too. Add me and we can quit clapping together dang it!
  • Graceious1
    Graceious1 Posts: 716 Member
    Friend request sent Lee.
  • Lady_Tilika
    Lady_Tilika Posts: 56
    lol Love this :) .... As someone has already said you are an inspiration.... Although I can relate to alot of what have said :( ... Hopefully we start looking fabulous in no time at all with each others help :)

    Feel free to add me :)
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
    d: my spandex roll down my waist like blinds every time I sit down (seriously??! anyone else has had this experience?)
    e: I have had to stop wearing pantyhose in case of forest fires because of the friction (mildly theatrical, but they are excruciatingly uncomfortable.)

    This one of the reasons I don't wear these things in public anymore.
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    Hi!!

    I get the applause when I run/jump too!! I may be offended when I stop clapping for myself (offended for about a minute lol)

    I wave with all I've got too..

    Ohhh and the spandex!!! Listen, I wore a cheap version of spanx that kept rolling, I used DUCT TAPE to hold it up. Not one of my finer moments lol

    You are hilarious, I hope you don't mind, I'm going to send you a friend request. I need people like you!!
  • mollz007
    mollz007 Posts: 168 Member
    I love this post! It made me smile... good way to start the day!
  • ChrissyMaez
    ChrissyMaez Posts: 117 Member
    It's halarious of course because it's all true!! And, yes, you are not the only one who's thighs clap together!! Very disturbing!! :tongue:
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    Hi!!

    ...I wave with all I've got too..

    Ohhh and the spandex!!! Listen, I wore a cheap version of spanx that kept rolling, I used DUCT TAPE to hold it up. Not one of my finer moments lol

    I was drinking my OJ and banana shake when I read this and now its all over my keyboard!!! Great laugh Thanks, and YES I will friend YOU!
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    LOVE your post! Funny! I use humour to get through life, too. Here's my blog..I call it "Laugh Therapy": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/JanaCanada
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/dsjohndrow/view/twisted-weight-loss-proverbs-239599
  • MissLotte
    MissLotte Posts: 101 Member
    Great sense of humour and great intro! Good luck to you. Hope we can help motivate each other, I'm new too! x
  • beebee0925
    beebee0925 Posts: 441 Member
    This thread made my day.
  • lakokoloko
    lakokoloko Posts: 16 Member
    LOL Love it! All so true!
  • lisacaron68
    lisacaron68 Posts: 1
    I literally LOL'd when I started reading your post :D

    I'm new today-health reasons brought me here.
  • kyrstin__1188
    kyrstin__1188 Posts: 170 Member
    hahaha.. thank you for this! friend request sent :)
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    d: my spandex roll down my waist like blinds every time I sit down (seriously??! anyone else has had this experience?)
    e: I have had to stop wearing pantyhose in case of forest fires because of the friction (mildly theatrical, but they are excruciatingly uncomfortable.)

    This one of the reasons I don't wear these things in public anymore.

    I am still cracking a smile about this one...
  • KLPlatinum
    KLPlatinum Posts: 47
    Love your humor! All I could think about is how I can't wear shorts either....I live in Vegas where the summers are like living in hell and would love to wear them one day!!! I like that someone is like me and can laugh about it but still know they got to do something about it. Friend request sent...I can use the humor when things aren't going so good on this journey!!
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    I like that someone is like me and can laugh about it but still know they got to do something about it.

    Yes, life is too short to get down about it, we just have to get our pant hams in gear and Do something about it! Agreed?
  • amydee714
    amydee714 Posts: 232 Member
    Love this. My hope and dream is that one day when I stop walking, my thighs will get the memo and stop moving at the same time as the rest of me.

    Friend request sent... because **sniff** I need friends...
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Feel free to add me, I've been laughing my weight away with the occasional crying from working out too hard, but mainly laughing :)
  • sunflowerkids
    sunflowerkids Posts: 8
    I love it!! I know exactly how you feel!!
  • _danjo_
    _danjo_ Posts: 134 Member
    d gets me every time. I hate that! So glad someone else understands! Adding you--love the sense of humor!
  • amydee714
    amydee714 Posts: 232 Member
    Ohhh and the spandex!!! Listen, I wore a cheap version of spanx that kept rolling, I used DUCT TAPE to hold it up. Not one of my finer moments lol

    They say everything in life can be fixed with Duct Tape or WD-40.. Glad you went with the Duct Tape...
  • SuperCute4
    SuperCute4 Posts: 4 Member
    Please add me! You made me smile and that's what I need on this 'wild ride' lol!
  • 20tulipgirl20
    20tulipgirl20 Posts: 99
    I absolutly love your sense of humor and your reasons made me laugh mainly because they are so true. I walk up the stairs and I, too, have the accompanied clapping. Haha! Not fun! Feel free to add me if you'd like

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