The dog ATE my cheat!

I forgot to take a lunch to work today (I know, bad me) so by the time I got home I was famished and too hungry to rustle up something healthy. I grabbed the first thing I could find: 2 slices of leftover pizza. I know, bad me again.

Then the doorbell rang and while I was answering it THE DOG ATE MY PIZZA!!

and there's no more leftover pizza! Argh!

I know that the d@mn dog actually did me a favor but dangit, I wanted that pizza!

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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I think there's an easy, hilarious (when said jokingly) and obvious solution to your problem...
  • MiSo_SeXy
    MiSo_SeXy Posts: 210 Member
    Lol be thankful to your doggy, I wish my digg was looking out for my
    Health lol
  • omorgano
    omorgano Posts: 53 Member
    LOL, thats a bit funny. Bag dog! LOL
  • wizbeth1218
    wizbeth1218 Posts: 358 Member
    I think there's an easy, hilarious (when said jokingly) and obvious solution to your problem...

    Um... eat the dog? ;)
  • omorgano
    omorgano Posts: 53 Member
    Um... eat the dog? ;)

    LOL
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    I think there's an easy, hilarious (when said jokingly) and obvious solution to your problem...

    Um... eat the dog? ;)

    Well done :)
  • Your dog probably won't put it in his food diary, either. Doesn't count if it wasn't his food, right?

    Good dog! Good you can at least laugh about it.
  • CkepiJinx
    CkepiJinx Posts: 613 Member
    Lol that reminds me of this time I had made myself a mimosa with the last bit of oj and champagne and I put it on my side table went to the ladies room and when I came back my dog had drank 2/3 of the glass stopped looked at me when I walked in the room the went back to drinking it like I wasnt even standing there. Talk about a booze hound lol
  • volume77
    volume77 Posts: 670 Member
    awesome!!!
  • lorettaasmith
    lorettaasmith Posts: 418 Member
    Hot dogs for dinner!
  • macdiver
    macdiver Posts: 145 Member
    Ever hear the cheech and chong routine where the dog ate thier stash?
  • wizbeth1218
    wizbeth1218 Posts: 358 Member
    Ever hear the cheech and chong routine where the dog ate thier stash?

    I haven't! I'll have to find it on YouTube. :)

    Although I imagine that their response was a little more laid back than mine. I threw a classic hissy fit.
  • I'm pretty sure this happened for the same reason the checker at the grocery forgot to put my bag of caramel apples in my cart!
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    Will your dog post on here talking about how depressed he feels for having a 'bad' day?
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    Karma ..... it was meant to be :laugh:
  • redlion45
    redlion45 Posts: 155 Member
    That'll show you! The dog is just looking out for you. That is what mine says when he snakes my junk food anyway. :laugh: :laugh:
  • wizbeth1218
    wizbeth1218 Posts: 358 Member
    Will your dog post on here talking about how depressed he feels for having a 'bad' day?

    He would... if only he had thumbs. ;)
  • stacdjen
    stacdjen Posts: 52 Member
    Thanks for the laugh. I can only imagine that feeling when you realized what he had done. One of those where you don't know if you should be mad or somewhat glad. :)
  • EricaRuns27
    EricaRuns27 Posts: 61 Member
    Haha, that's awesome!

    I have to watch my furballs like a hawk. We recently got a new pup, & she's quite the instigator! I'm surprised I still had a slice of pumpkin bread when I stepped out the kitchen earlier. 
  • Hot dogs for dinner!

    LOL I love this one!
  • AverageAngel
    AverageAngel Posts: 123 Member
    Poor thing!! lol.. That really sucks.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Ever hear the cheech and chong routine where the dog ate thier stash?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHi-8Ykx-8

    :heart: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    Haha good furbaby!
    Right now my roommates are the reason I don't get cheats, they "forget" that it wasn't their food if I buy some sweets. :grumble:
  • 30Purple
    30Purple Posts: 252 Member
    Good boy. Just trying to help ya out ;)
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Never mind Cheech and Chong..when I lived with my cousin about 10 years ago I came home to find my puppy had eaten HIS stash. He'd left it in a ziploc bag on his bed! She was only 8 months old and was literally walking sideways like she needed a V8. We had to take her to the 24 hour animal hospital in Brooklyn and they pumped her stomach and gave her charcoal to soak it all up....my poor puppy almost OD'd and had to stay there all night with an IV in her paw :sad:

    Now I want pizza!
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    Thanks for the laugh XD
  • omorgano
    omorgano Posts: 53 Member
    Never mind Cheech and Chong..when I lived with my cousin about 10 years ago I came home to find my puppy had eaten HIS stash. He'd left it in a ziploc bag on his bed! She was only 8 months old and was literally walking sideways like she needed a V8. We had to take her to the 24 hour animal hospital in Brooklyn and they pumped her stomach and gave her charcoal to soak it all up....my poor puppy almost OD'd and had to stay there all night with an IV in her paw :sad:

    Now I want pizza!

    Aww poor puppy!
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    :heart: LOVE :heart:

    Wish my dog was around to watch my back like that.