Use Your Best Pick Up Line on Person Above You

calichica35
calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
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Use your best pick up line on person above you.
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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Legs is the word of the day...

    Why don't you come back to my place and we'll spread the word?
  • cgkiebach
    cgkiebach Posts: 3 Member
    Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV.
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    Nice shoe's, wanna f**k!
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Hey
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
    @ Noob. Is that a nunchuck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    Nice bum where you from
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    Are you OK? Just making sure you didn't hurt yourself falling form heaven :love:
  • badguye
    badguye Posts: 9 Member
    wanna go someplace and do something i'll just tell my friends we did anyway?
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me???
  • abbsjhux
    abbsjhux Posts: 31
    Nice sweater, wanna bang?
  • shaleasymphony
    shaleasymphony Posts: 172 Member
    nice stripes. were you locked up for "bad behavior" lol i'm no good at this stuff lol
  • acuratlsd
    acuratlsd Posts: 228
    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • shaleasymphony
    shaleasymphony Posts: 172 Member
    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    ha i don't know how a girl would take that haha
  • acuratlsd
    acuratlsd Posts: 228
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
    @badguy--- If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGoregous!
  • RebelliousRibbons
    RebelliousRibbons Posts: 391 Member
    For Shalea: "With hair that crimson, who needs period sex?"

    I'm a disturbed individual, apparently. XD


    For the bears, "Let's put the 'best' in bestiality?" XD XD XD
  • oosaah
    oosaah Posts: 53 Member
    *licks hand then touches your shirt* let's get you out of these wet clothes...
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
    @acuratlsd---- Are you in the Army? Cause your the bomb..:)
  • nadinab
    nadinab Posts: 124 Member
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    With pick up lines like that you are either single or out of the game! Geesh
  • love_
    love_ Posts: 25
    I forgot my number. Can I have yours?


    lol!! :laugh:
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
    Nice legs. What time do they open?
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ;-)
  • love_
    love_ Posts: 25
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ;-)

    That's sweet. lol kinda corny but sweet. lol
  • ddyirishgrl
    ddyirishgrl Posts: 40
    if you were a library book id check you out!
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
    @Irishgirl. Come over to my place and ill show you me lucky charms
  • lulu9663
    lulu9663 Posts: 57 Member
    "Hey, wanna come back to my place? We could order pizza, watch a movie, maybe have some kinky sex..."

    "What?!"

    "My bad! I didn't know that you didn't like pizza!"
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    Say girl are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
  • acuratlsd
    acuratlsd Posts: 228
    @Ekander Funny thing about that is my job was Artillery.
  • lulu9663
    lulu9663 Posts: 57 Member
    @Ekander Funny thing about that is my job was Artillery.

    Mmmmm.... Military.... Pardon me while I wipe the drool from my face.
  • hope8311
    hope8311 Posts: 166
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha

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