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Use Your Best Pick Up Line on Person Above You

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  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
  • nice stripes. were you locked up for "bad behavior" lol i'm no good at this stuff lol


    HAHAHAHA! I loved it!
  • hope8311
    hope8311 Posts: 166
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
    \


    Ha ha ha...No picking up guys for me...Married woman.....
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
    have you ever seen the golden rivet?
  • @dcurzon call the cops it's illeagel to look that good! lol
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number.
  • GlutesthatSalute
    GlutesthatSalute Posts: 460 Member
    Hey... Do you believe in :heart: at first sight..? or do you want me to walk by again :flowerforyou:
  • Marc713
    Marc713 Posts: 328 Member
    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • GlutesthatSalute
    GlutesthatSalute Posts: 460 Member
    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

    Awwww Marc =)))) Too sweet
  • Marc713
    Marc713 Posts: 328 Member
    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

    Awwww Marc =)))) Too sweet

    See, it works :glasses:
  • •Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  • If you were a boogar, I'd pick you.
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
    \


    Ha ha ha...No picking up guys for me...Married woman.....

    @hope..
    That wedding ring looks a little tight. Does it come off?
  • "Hi, I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?"

    That worked once,

    also

    "dayum you have sexy shoulders"

    drunk at the time, obviously but it could have worked
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
    lol @reesepuffs---- I was at bar and I was wearing low cut shirt (kinda have big boobs).Drunk guy comes up, knew he was gonna say some kinda line. Stops stares right at boobs and says "Damn, boobs, nice" . I couldn't help but laugh. I bought the guy a drink. Funny does work, if it's not intended.
  • ethansmug
    ethansmug Posts: 159 Member
    Hi, my name is Woody and right now it just so happens that you are giving me one.



    I have never actually used this line, but it's my goal...I figure it will be my reward for losing 100 Lbs LOL
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
    @ethan. You seem like someone with excellent parenting skills...wanna start trying? :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
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