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    Effects of Diet Soda Consumption on Body Composition

    Posts: 11,068 Member
    edited January 1 in Chit-Chat
    Abstract:
    Objectives: To determine body composition changes under any dosage of diet soda.

    Method: I drank soda and some *kitten* happened.

    Results: I already told you some *kitten* happened. Also look at the pics.

    Conclusion: Well DUH. Diet soda obviously did this.

    Comments: "F*$k"


    Table 1:

    Diet sodas consumed during this study: Yes.
    Quantity: Some.
    Results: Sh*tty things.


    Table 2

    Before soda:
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    Results after some soda
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    Study Limitations None. I was very methodical in my drinking and no soda was spilled.

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    • Posts: 936 Member
      I KNEW it!!!
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
      How long was this study?
    • Posts: 590 Member
      HAHA!
    • Posts: 775 Member
      diet mountain dew will be the death of me!
    • Posts: 590 Member
      HAHA! I call BS!
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      How long was this study?

      This study took place between sometime ago and a few minutes ago.
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
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      This study took place between sometime ago and a few minutes ago.

      Sounds legit.

      Well, I think you nailed it - diet soda is the perfect bulking supplement!
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
      Did you account for the backwash?
    • Posts: 1,233
      Was rum included with this diet soda consumption?
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Did you account for the backwash?

      I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.
    • Posts: 718 Member
      :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Was rum included with this diet soda consumption?

      Rum gives me gas and I am no longer practicing Intermittent Farting.

      However if it interests you, see here:
      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/695972-intermittent-farting
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
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      I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.

      That's great...but lower please :tongue:
    • Posts: 816 Member
      do you think that I should switch my diet sodas back to regular sodas then? what about natural sodas, were they included too? I'm so confused. what about fountain soda? Is that better for you since its not coming from the tainted innards of aluminum?
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
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      That's great...but lower please :tongue:

      *Deeper voice*
      I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.
    • Posts: 797 Member
      I've been off regular soda and onto diet sodas for almost two months now. I look way better now than I did then... I think we're onto something!!
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      holy MFKN god...no wonder i'm not seeing results...i'm not drinking soda....

      do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...

      promise.
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...

      It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
    • Posts: 1,762
      Aahhhh crap!!!
      **runs away, screaming and burns down all the diet soda manufacturing factories in town**
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
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      It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.

      wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...

      let me go and put on my glasses....
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
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      wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...

      let me go and put on my glasses....

      ^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
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      ^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.

      oh....(clears throat) I see what you have there....very nice....very nice indeed....
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
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      oh....(clears throat) I see what you have there....very nice....very nice indeed....

      No no no that's not what I meant.














































      but how YOU doin?
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
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      No no no that's not what I meant.














































      but how YOU doin?

      well now that you ask....

      i'm doing very very well....

      very well indeed....


      you?
    • Posts: 816 Member
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      ^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.

      Well played
    • Posts: 11,068 Member

      well now that you ask....

      i'm doing very very well....

      very well indeed....


      you?

      As you can see I'm a bit bloated.
    • Posts: 11,118 Member
      This thread is so :blushing:
    • Posts: 1,762
      All these boobs on this thread... DAYUM. Just saying.
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
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      Well played

      ^^ Might I interest you in a diet coke? We could drink it over here while standing on this scale?

      Or perhaps in this empty cemetary plot?
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      All these boobs on this thread... DAYUM. Just saying.

      I KNOW RIGHT!!?
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