Things to tell your younger self (be creative)

Dezmind
Dezmind Posts: 7
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I slipped on a rock and face planted into the concrete when I was 8yrs old. I'd tell myself one simple thing......"ROOOOOOOCKK!!!"
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  • kathim429
    kathim429 Posts: 379 Member
    pulling out the dresser drawers to use as steps ... NOT a good idea.
  • Dezmind
    Dezmind Posts: 7
    Hehe seen it be done....looked like fun til i saw the aftermath
  • kathim429
    kathim429 Posts: 379 Member
    Yep, have an armful of stitches for my trouble!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    What I would say to my 2 year old self:

    "Sweetie, just walk down the stairs. Trying to jump off the fish tank is just laziness and pure stupidity."
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    I slipped on a rock and face planted into the concrete when I was 8yrs old. I'd tell myself one simple thing......"ROOOOOOOCKK!!!"

    Awwe poor baby. Although I'm pretty clumsy so I'd say that to my "a year ago" self hahahah
  • rozsbluejay
    rozsbluejay Posts: 303 Member
    What I'd say to my younger self, "Pick up a sport."
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    Why didn't you stick to a sport even if you weren't good at it you idiot. YOU COULD'VE BEEN FIT BY NOW.

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  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    Enjoy your life, it gets harder.

    I love you.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Your daddy is WRONG it is NOT a good idea to go sledding on a golf course, when you have no health insurance.


    My crooked nose forever tells the story. :(
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Avoid desks and it's totally OK to run with scissors. Also, learn to get over your fear of dogs it will save you an embarrassing panic attack as a teenager.
  • LisaMarie8713
    LisaMarie8713 Posts: 310
    I was thinking about more like when I was in my 20s... don't drink that, you don't wanna know who you wake up to the next day! lol
  • justmarried15
    justmarried15 Posts: 60 Member
    Stop hating your body! it's a lot nicer than you think it is! and it gets a lot worse :ohwell: ! haha ok, half kidding on that last point (maybe i should follow that advice now?)
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    I slipped on a rock and face planted into the concrete when I was 8yrs old. I'd tell myself one simple thing......"ROOOOOOOCKK!!!"
    Mine is very similar. I was trying to fly a kite once and running top speed to keep it in the air, looking behind me the whole time. Forgot where I was and ran full speed into a trailer home's tow hitch right in the center of my quads.

    Hey, young Asshat, turn around 3 seconds earlier. Please.
  • ohmariposa
    ohmariposa Posts: 372 Member
    date more boys before getting married LOL
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    I would tell my 8 grade self....look forward not back at the cute boy...then you won't run face first into the stop sign pole!
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Seriously? Okay.

    I would tell my 16-year-old self not to listen to Kim (supposedly my BF) and run away from home with her. To Boston. In the middle of winter. 1976.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    Be less shy in HS and say yes to a couple of girls...
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Quit be a boring, lazy *kitten* and let's go play ball!

    EDIT: I read this backwards. ^^ That is what my younger self would say to my adult self. I would tell my younger self to stay awesome and don't become a fat *kitten*!
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    "Don't be so damned shy! Go make some friends!"
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    V6 Mustangs with hot pink decals are NOT badass. It may seem hot when you're 16 and it's brand new...but you look stupid.

    :)
  • Dezmind
    Dezmind Posts: 7
    Haha yeah I know how that is. Yeah I'm pretty clumsy still too. A week ago is the latest one for me
  • CarleyLovesPets
    CarleyLovesPets Posts: 410 Member
    Don't let boys distract you, especially that one you meet when you're 16 - he ends up being a momma's boy.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    1.Will is a liar,don't even think about it,he just looks good!
    2.Punch Holli from gym in the face in ninth grade.She'll finally shut her mouth.
    3.Raise some hell! lol.
  • paul7799
    paul7799 Posts: 98 Member
    Don't fall in love. You'll just screw it up for everyone.
  • gabeej
    gabeej Posts: 45
    1) leave your hair alone!
    2) NO one looks good in tapered, pleated pants
    3) Do not open Christmas presents in your PJs... Those pictures will NEVER go away
    4) learn to cook, *kitten*!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    All this stuff you're worried about in high school that your mom and dad keep telling you not to worry about and focus on your grades? Yeah, they're right. It really means nothing after you graduate but you're going to kick your own @$$ for not getting better grades.
  • troy0
    troy0 Posts: 37 Member
    Enjoy life. Every day.
    At the end, the most important thing will be the memories you've made.
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    eat better, and get off ur *kitten*!!
  • anels449
    anels449 Posts: 3,187 Member
    "Dude, seriously, don't text while walking up the stairs."
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    It's ok to say no,thats not gonna wrk 4 me.,.....and yur awesome just the way u are! you rock!

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