Dear Philadelphia Eagles

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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For the love of all that’s holy…get your *kitten* together!!!! They canceled hockey season; so I can’t turn to the Flyers for relief from your constant f**kupery!

Oh & it seems that you have forgotten this one fundamental aspect of the game so allow me to remind you: HOLD ON TO THE BLOODY F**KING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, cover your entire bodies in stick-um or whatever you need to do…staple the mo-fo to your damn hands…I don’t care. Your turnover rate is more atrocious than Kristen Stewart’s acting.

You're pissing off an entire legion of fans...yet again. Please remove your heads from your sphincters before taking the field again. We'd all appreciate it.

Signed,

One seriously disgruntled, pissed off fan who is seriously glad I can’t see the games out here on the West Coast because I’d need a new TV at this point.
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    This one seemed to be the defenses fault
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    Andy needs to go. Kind of hurts to say it, but it's true...
  • Bull2707
    Bull2707 Posts: 106
    not till after they play the Skins lol :laugh:
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    Vick needs to go!
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    As a Detroiter, may I just say thank you... between you and New York, I'm almost not missing hockey season. :drinker:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    As a Detroiter, may I just say thank you... between you and New York, I'm almost not missing hockey season. :drinker:
    Go Lions and Tigers!

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  • bigblu89
    bigblu89 Posts: 41 Member
    As a Giants fan, I loved it, but that was a terrible Offensive Pass Interference call on Celek in the end zone.
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    not till after they play the Skins lol :laugh:

    ^^ This!
  • sometimes_blondie
    sometimes_blondie Posts: 241
    As a Cheesehead, your message makes me smile! :wink: Although the past couple of weeks I was saying basically the same about my Packers!
  • mgs_philly85
    mgs_philly85 Posts: 17 Member
    *big sigh* I agree..... Just when I think its going to be a good season....
  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    Vick needs to go!


    Everyone hates that mo fo, even the refs turn a blind eye when he gets hammered. :bigsmile:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    As a Cheesehead, your message makes me smile! :wink: Although the past couple of weeks I was saying basically the same about my Packers!

    Y'all certainly turned things around last night...poor Texans :wink:
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!! Boobirds!
  • randy0987
    randy0987 Posts: 30 Member
    Offensive line needs to get tough and did deep and protect vick
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Shady Mccoy needs to get me some freaking Fantasy points!!!! worst 3rd draft pic ever...so far
  • 75Juniper
    75Juniper Posts: 376
    not till after they play the Skins lol :laugh:

    ^^ This!

    Double this!
  • jerseygirlmaggie
    jerseygirlmaggie Posts: 165 Member
    Girl you are hilarious!!! Been where you are many times... I am a diehard Mets & Red Sox fan. No further explanation needed. My saving grace this sports year has been my SF Giants, although so disappointed last night. (Yes there is quite a mix of teams there but once a Jersey girl, always a Jersey girl! Currently living in CA which means I must also be loyal to the local teams).

    As far as football goes, I am a NY Giants fan and a SF 49'ers fan. Yesterday was a tough day!!!

    I did watch the Philly game and it was awful! I agree, time for both Vick & Reid to go....
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    I could actually repost this and just change the name to Dear Steelers.
  • futurestarz
    futurestarz Posts: 510
    As a Lions fan, I can say that I thoroughly enjoy the performance of the Eagles. Especially yesterday :)
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,327 Member
    Look on the bright side....the Cowboys suck, too! :laugh:
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
    Andy needs to go. Kind of hurts to say it, but it's true...

    It is true. This has been known for some time. He needs to go somewhere and eat cheesesteaks or something...
  • splashwags
    splashwags Posts: 262 Member
    1. Agreed bad pass interference call on Celek
    2. I think Andy's time is up. Just don't know who they are going to get.
    3. Just when I was saying they were finding ways to win games they lost last year, they start losing
    4. Both lines need to shore up a bit
    5. Can't go 3 games without a sack.
    6. Hopefully with the Bye the get their act together.
    7. I still believe the NFC East is up for grabs, but I am not sure that is saying awhole lot.
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    How do you think I feel about my Steelers...*sigh* :sad:
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    I could actually repost this and just change the name to Dear Steelers.

    Yeah, but they've at least won a Super Bowl in the last..... ever. :bigsmile:
  • rsdgirl
    rsdgirl Posts: 241 Member
    LIONS FAN here :) dear eagles, thanks for sucking lol wahooo
  • becs_91
    becs_91 Posts: 180 Member
    Andy needs to go. Kind of hurts to say it, but it's true...
    Noooo! :sad:
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Heeee Go Laura! I'll just let you fill me in on the Eagles stuff. And I agree that heads in spincters are not a good thing... Im not much on keeping up with those teams.. Although I love Hockey... Any sport with blades and ice. :wink:
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    I could actually repost this and just change the name to Dear Steelers.

    Hey now you don't want to piss off Rasheed Mendenhall more, he will send out more scathing quotes on Twitter!!!
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    Vick needs to go!

    I agree to this but only becuase his backup is Nick Foles who is a University of Arizona alumni (my alumni) and I think Foles is going to be a GREAT NFL quarterback once he gets a chance to start.
  • shortnerdy
    shortnerdy Posts: 131
    AMEN SISTER!!!

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