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    Dirty Mind

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    • Posts: 1,098 Member
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      I think you gals may give me a run for my money lol

      You coming to the party too?
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
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      I call bluffing

      Chal-lange!!! <said in a really weird French accent>
    • Posts: 1,214 Member
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      You coming to the party too?

      Sounds like fun times lol
    • Posts: 1,098 Member
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      Sounds like fun times lol

      Oh will see, we usually only compare body parts, but notes will be fun too.
    • Posts: 1,214 Member
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      Oh will see, we usually only compare body parts, but notes will be fun too.

      I'll try anything once
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
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      Chal-lange!!! <said in a really weird French accent>
      I bluffed her good three times yesterday. I'm not a machine.
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
      I went to see "The Dark Knight" in theaters with a guy friend a few years back, and the scene on the prison ferry where the huge black inmate advances on the guy who has the remote detonator says "Give it to me. I'll tell every one I took it by force." At the exact same time we turned to each other and whispered "that's what she said" and we both started cracking up. :laugh: :laugh:
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      Curious - at what age (average) does the mind go from taking a completely innocent remark deep down to the gutter??

      There are times I'll hear a comment which is supposed to very innocent but my mind goes very much in the opposite direction. And... there are times when I will say something very innocent and the recepient will take it completely out of context.

      But I was wondering *when* did this happen? LOL My kids say the dardest things - so innocent and sometimes I start laughing but they haven't a clue why. :laugh:

      For most boys I'd say age 13 or 14 ... and I'm 40 with Not Even a Hint that it's coming back out of there .... ;)
      I also have kids ... 3 boys (17, 16, 9) ... and I am often SOOOO THANKFUL that sometimes they "haven't a clue why" ... But not much gets past the two older anymore!
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      Uhhhhh....you mean to tell me there is life outside the gutter????????....MIND BLOWN!!!!!!!!
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      Should have been in the shop today, when even my instructor lost it when I asked a classmate to "Measure my hole." I am going to school for machining, and was worried I bored a hole in a part too large, but couldn't get an accurate reading.
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      I still get comments that I am too naive
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      I still get comments that I am too naive
      That's so naive.
    • Posts: 388 Member
      None of you have a dirty mind!!! You all have a sexy imagination!! :tongue:
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      Wait!? Everyone keeps talking about going down into the gutter....

      What about us that consider the gutter an attic???

      BWAHAHAHA :tongue: :devil:
    • Posts: 358 Member
      Mine has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember :laugh:
    • Posts: 152 Member
      Don't feel bad I can't even hear the word teabag without giggling.
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
      Don't feel bad I can't even hear the word teabag without giggling.

      :laugh: I literally just :laugh: after reading that. dang it. :tongue:
    • Posts: 101
      I've had a dirty mind since I was 10 or 11 years old.
    • Posts: 240 Member
      I think I was around five, I was exposed to all sorts of inappropriate people, Brooklyn is jammed packed with them & they all lived my block...lol
    • Posts: 212
      Sounds crazy
    • Posts: 1,129 Member
      you need to wash that dirty mind, I've got this special liquid I have in a tube you have to take it orally
    • Posts: 866 Member
      It starts early, for me about 9 or 10

      This morning a lady I work with was out of breathe getting to a meeting. She said "I just heard about this but for you, you know I always come quick"..................I looked around the room and everyone was snickering...............everybody, all the time :wink:
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      My English teacher in secretarial school was talking about something, and then he said, "Pardon the boner". I started laughing. I was the only one laughing. Apparently it also means "mistake".
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      Sinners, all of you
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      My English teacher in secretarial school was talking about something, and then he said, "Pardon the boner". I started laughing. I was the only one laughing. Apparently it also means "mistake".

      lmao Rach...I would have died laughing... you poor girl...hahah!!
    • Posts: 910 Member
      I was an early bloomer, I'd say mid grade school...
    • Posts: 2,641 Member
      I've had a dirty mind for quite sometime now, ha ha. Probably started in my early teens and just got worse the older I got, ha ha.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      lmao Rach...I would have died laughing... you poor girl...hahah!!

      Nice to know I would've had company! :bigsmile: My teacher was not amused.
    • Posts: 156 Member
      Isn't this normal?..I always thought it was

      Ya me too!!
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
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      Nice to know I would've had company! :bigsmile: My teacher was not amused.

      i dont have a filter when it comes to laughing at things...usually I embarass myself :)
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