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    Posts: 699 Member
    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I got one that really made me think I might give a guy my phone number!!

    Here goes:

    Guy: Hey, how are you?

    Girl: I gotta man...

    NEW BOYFRIEND: I'm not trying to be your man, I'm trying to be everything he's not.

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    • Posts: 205 Member
      nice. I'd pay attention to that one to. Though then knowing me I'd get over-analytic and wonder how long it took him to perfect that or what soap opera he heard it on or if he was reading cosmo or something. *laugh*





      my old standby is a cheesy one:

      Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
    • Posts: 239
      There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

      A friend won his now wife's heart when he checked the tag on her shirt and when she asked what he was doing he said "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." Seriously.
    • Posts: 671 Member
      There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

      Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 127
      lol This is too funny.

      Guy: Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
    • Posts: 5,883
      This girl at my work was just blabbing about a guy that used one on her last night.

      Guy: Hey, what's your name?
      Girl: [name]
      Guy: Oh, Mine's Justin....JUST IN TIME.


      *siiiiiiiiigh* doofus.
    • Posts: 552 Member
      nice. I'd pay attention to that one to. Though then knowing me I'd get over-analytic and wonder how long it took him to perfect that or what soap opera he heard it on or if he was reading cosmo or something. *laugh*





      my old standby is a cheesy one:

      Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?



      lol!
    • Posts: 239 Member
      There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

      Agreed!!!! But I like it even more when they know how silly they are and laugh at themselves!!! Excellent quality if you don't take yourself too seriously...
    • Posts: 248 Member
      :devil: OH HEEEEEEEELL NO!! RUN karma RUUUUUN!!!
    • Posts: 248 Member
      I got one that really made me think I might give a guy my phone number!!

      Here goes:

      Guy: Hey, how are you?

      Girl: I gotta man...

      NEW BOYFRIEND: I'm not trying to be your man, I'm trying to be everything he's not.

      the funny part is how he started off as "GUY" and ended up "NEW BOYFRIEND" :sad: :laugh: so silly girl
    • Posts: 267
      nice! i was in the airport on the moving walkway one time and the guy behind me said "you know, if we were to get married, we'd have to say we met on the walky thing in the airport." and i said "well, guess i can't argue with that." he bought me coffee and we went our separate ways, but talk about testicular fortitude!!!
    • Posts: 5,126
      Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
      Girl: No.
      Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.
    • Posts: 1,704 Member
      There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.



      :laugh:
    • Posts: 5,883
      nice! i was in the airport on the moving walkway one time and the guy behind me said "you know, if we were to get married, we'd have to say we met on the walky thing in the airport." and i said "well, guess i can't argue with that." he bought me coffee and we went our separate ways, but talk about testicular fortitude!!!

      awww that's awesome.
    • Posts: 239
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      Agreed!!!! But I like it even more when they know how silly they are and laugh at themselves!!! Excellent quality if you don't take yourself too seriously...

      Well sure. It's gotta be a joke. Delivering that these lines seriously is just plain creepy.
    • Posts: 128
      The other day:

      I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

      :P
    • Posts: 5,883
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      Well sure. It's gotta be a joke. Delivering that these lines seriously is just plain creepy.

      Unfortunately we have creepies out there too. boooo!
    • Posts: 254
      Say, do you sleep on your stomach?

      (answers yes or no, doesn't matter)

      Can I?
    • Posts: 5,883
      Say, do you sleep on your stomach?

      (answers yes or no, doesn't matter)

      Can I?

      hahaha wtf
    • Posts: 5,883
      oops!
    • Posts: 226 Member
      You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?
    • Posts: 5,126
      You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 5,883
      You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

      love it!
    • Posts: 239
      Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
    • Posts: 239 Member
      You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

      OMG!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 531
      I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

      I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

      Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

      Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

      4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.
    • Posts: 552 Member
      Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?


      omg!!!:laugh:
    • Posts: 552 Member
      I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

      I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

      Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

      Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

      4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.



      awwww what a sweet story!
    • Posts: 205 Member
      The other day:

      I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

      :P

      I'd have to be a total B**ch with that one, hand him a $20, and say "You Win" while walking away.


      Of course, then I'd have to figure out how to make up that $20 that was probably going to be gas money or food or soemthing, but it'd be worth it.
    • Posts: 239
      You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
    • Posts: 699 Member
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      the funny part is how he started off as "GUY" and ended up "NEW BOYFRIEND" :sad: :laugh: so silly girl

      I was wondering if anybody caught that!!!!!! :laugh: :sad:
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