Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

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  • ColtSteel
    ColtSteel Posts: 36 Member
    I'd squeeze your melons.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'd juice your fruit
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i'd throw lemons at you because when life gives you lemons that's what you do with them if you don't like lemonade
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    i'd juice your fruit


    I'd milk your coconuts
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'd peel your banana
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    i'd peel your banana

    I'd put it in your spilt
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i don't like bannanas so how bout you eat it instead :O
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'd peel your banana

    I'd put it in your spilt

    i'd be the cherry on top
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i don't like cherries either
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    i'd peel your banana

    I'd put it in your spilt

    i'd be the cherry on top

    I'd top it with creme
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    only if i get to sprinkle your nuts
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    They are a little salty
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    let's play a game called guess how old i am hee hee lol :D
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    let's play a game called guess how old i am hee hee lol :D


    20 I win:drinker:
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    let's play a game called guess how old i am hee hee lol :D


    20 I win:drinker:

    sounds like something my husband would say! roflmao!
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i aint 20 lol
  • ColtSteel
    ColtSteel Posts: 36 Member
    I'm gonna butter your toast.
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i'll tie your shoes lol
  • chipotlAWAY
    chipotlAWAY Posts: 7 Member
    I'd wear your skin as a coat
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    i'd put lemon juice on ur bagel and hope you don't notice hee hee :D
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.



    THAT is my favorite joke!!:laugh:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd crinkle your fries...if you weren't a Pats fan ;)
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.



    THAT is my favorite joke!!:laugh:

    I heard it back in high school and choked on my lunch lmao
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    I'd crinkle your fries...if you weren't a Pats fan ;)


    I'd dip them in your sauce If I wasn't such a Bruins fan:wink:
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol

    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd crinkle your fries...if you weren't a Pats fan ;)


    I'd dip them in your sauce If I wasn't such a Bruins fan:wink:

    I'd Zamboni your ice...if you'd wear the orange & black :bigsmile:
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'd gladly give you a five-dollar footlong
  • iluv2laugh
    iluv2laugh Posts: 204 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol

    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...
    i don't know what it is can you explain??
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