Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

MrDude_1

I now need to link my girlfriend to this thread, so she will know why I am suddenly throwing 100s of very odd euphemisms at her...


also...

Id paul your revere.

chrishgt4

I'd Google you

I'd french your fries...

DawnVanSlim

I'd make you Paypal

tyrantduck

i'll tag you in a photo

iluv2laugh

i'd teach you how to add and subtract negative numbers

fdny9943

I'd frost your flakes

tyrantduck

i'll put change in your wallet

iluv2laugh

i'd buy you candy hee hee candy is so good!

TimmyT66

I'd E your Bay!

DawnVanSlim

I'd twist your tie

LauraMacNCheese

I'd Google your Yahoo

mikeyboy

I would candy your corn!

tyrantduck

i'll grease your axles

DawnVanSlim

I'd offer you a jump

iluv2laugh

i'd burn your toast

kenderkc

I'd treat your trick.

chipotlAWAY

Dust her keyboard.

tyrantduck

i'll wax your surfboard

iluv2laugh

i'd watch ur tv

TimmyT66

I'd offer you a jump

I'd jump at your offer

katamus

I'd peanut your M&Ms.

PJ64

I'd peanut your M&Ms.

I'd Melt in your mouth and not in your hands

TimmyT66

I'd peanut your M&Ms.

I'd Melt in your mouth and not in your hands

:laugh:

PJ64

I'd treat your trick.

I'd Naughty your Nice

katamus

I'd circle your K.

PJ64

I'd circle your K.

I'd park at your Target

mandipandi75

I'd frost your cookie

iluv2laugh

i'd drive your car lol i might damage it a bit don't have a license yet hee hee

tyrantduck

if i were a cop, i'd pull you over on the highway and frisk you

iluv2laugh

i'd steal your handcuffs lol jk