Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

TimmyT66

@DVS I'd take your necklace back to the jewellers :laugh:

Beckyloo80

Haha I would totally frame your picture

I'd take you surfing

DawnVanSlim

I'd offer you a ride

TimmyT66

Haha I would totally frame your picture

I'd take you surfing

Maybe be better with I'd Surf your wave

DawnVanSlim

Can I ride your wave?

DawnVanSlim

I'd swallow your salt water :laugh:

super_monty

@Dawn I would totally smoke your cat

TimmyT66

I'd offer you a ride

I'd hitch your hike

MikeyD1280

my twizzler will 'make your mouth happy'

Beckyloo80

I'd eat your Mr. Big

DawnVanSlim

I'd drink your Snapple. (It's the best stuff on earth)

MikeyD1280

ill let you see how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop

Beckyloo80

i'd suck your jaw breaker

DawnVanSlim

ill let you see how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop

I would bite your sucker

Arani70

I'd put a smile on that face (joker reference) xD

MikeyD1280

Id let you ride my crotch rocket

trackstack

@ arani I'd explore your new world.

MikeyD1280

@ any female: id rock your ammadaus :noway:

DawnVanSlim

Can I request your John Hancock?

MikeyD1280

id let you look at my newsfeed

Arani70

@trackstack I'd take you for a ride on my magic carpet

MikeyD1280

Id let you play with my andaconda

FullOfWin

Buzz the brilo with my flying kidney wiper

MikeyD1280

ill turn you on like a light switch

DawnVanSlim

I would wash your deck

JohnMessmer

I'd let you use my Fitbit.

MikeyD1280

I would wash your deck

id wear you like a feedbag :indifferent:

DawnVanSlim

I'd wack your weeds

MikeyD1280

id put my mail in your box

DawnVanSlim

I'd teach you the method to my madness