Which of your MFP friends are secretly inmates in prison

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  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
    How many calories is a tossed salad ? :laugh:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I could probably guess who's in the looney bin.:ohwell:

    by looking around

    I thought this place was the looney bin...

    it's NOT??? damn it! i only had a day pass!

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  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    How many calories is a tossed salad ? :laugh:

    234 calories, add 42 if there is corn in it.


    Though it depends, what did he eat that day? You can only guess...
  • SheilaG1963
    SheilaG1963 Posts: 298 Member
    Stop and think about.

    We are all in our own "prison" held down by excess weight, no motivation, no willpower and the horrible need to kill a Twinkie or a Hostess Cupcake. I read a post the other day where someone mutilated a pineapple with a knife.

    See? We're all cellmates!
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    I thought stealing candy from a baby would be easy....

    Now I am serving 25 to life.

    Candy = sex
    Baby = prostitute?

    I was trying to make that a more subtle suggestion Charlie, but I guess the cat is out of the bag.

    cat= prostitute
    out of the bag= now giving me head?

    Caught red handed again.

    We can do this all day! All day!
  • I worked at a jail for a year... if those guys had internet access I think MFP would be the last website they'd be on.. unless they were looking at the sexy success stories! :laugh:

    On a side note... There were a couple inmates in my POD (housing quarter) that dedicated their time in jail to their health. They would work out CONSTANTLY and eat as healthy as they could (prison food is filthy and disgusting). I saw one man drop over 100lbs in my year there, it was amazing. A few of them started a group and supported each other daily. It was very similiar to the support people show on this website. I was always inspired by these individuals, however, I am unsure of their motivation which is obviously a huge factor.
  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
    How many calories is a tossed salad ? :laugh:

    234 calories, add 42 if there is corn in it.


    Though it depends, what did he eat that day? You can only guess...

    :flowerforyou: Awww.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCM-cqsF-0

    I wish you'd have come back with "Jelly or Syrup". :laugh:
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    I shot a man in Reno...
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    I worked at a jail for a year... if those guys had internet access I think MFP would be the last website they'd be on.. unless they were looking at the sexy success stories! :laugh:

    On a side note... There were a couple inmates in my POD (housing quarter) that dedicated their time in jail to their health. They would work out CONSTANTLY and eat as healthy as they could (prison food is filthy and disgusting). I saw one man drop over 100lbs in my year there, it was amazing. A few of them started a group and supported each other daily. It was very similiar to the support people show on this website. I was always inspired by these individuals, however, I am unsure of their motivation which is obviously a huge factor.

    My brother is in prison, and he has dropped a lot of weight, gained muscle, and can now run up to 20 miles depending on the day. He has used other people in there with him, books, and magazines I've sent him to learn a lot about health. It's amazing, but they make a lot of their own food there. He likes to tell me how he makes some of the stuff, very....creative...
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Ummm, I work IN a jail...does that count?
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Stop and think about.

    We are all in our own "prison" held down by excess weight, no motivation, no willpower and the horrible need to kill a Twinkie or a Hostess Cupcake. I read a post the other day where someone mutilated a pineapple with a knife.

    See? We're all cellmates!

    *gasp*

    Mind.
    Blown.

    Mind blown.

    You've blown my mind.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    If their diaries are open, we should be able to figure that out.
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
    Then I'd say no fair, they get their gym for free :laugh:
  • I worked at a jail for a year... if those guys had internet access I think MFP would be the last website they'd be on.. unless they were looking at the sexy success stories! :laugh:

    On a side note... There were a couple inmates in my POD (housing quarter) that dedicated their time in jail to their health. They would work out CONSTANTLY and eat as healthy as they could (prison food is filthy and disgusting). I saw one man drop over 100lbs in my year there, it was amazing. A few of them started a group and supported each other daily. It was very similiar to the support people show on this website. I was always inspired by these individuals, however, I am unsure of their motivation which is obviously a huge factor.

    My brother is in prison, and he has dropped a lot of weight, gained muscle, and can now run up to 20 miles depending on the day. He has used other people in there with him, books, and magazines I've sent him to learn a lot about health. It's amazing, but they make a lot of their own food there. He likes to tell me how he makes some of the stuff, very....creative...

    Wow, that is amazing! I love hearing about people who actually CHANGE while in there! And creative to say the least!! I've seen some pretty amazing cakes from the guys putting together their "commissary" items.. yikes!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I thought stealing candy from a baby would be easy....

    Now I am serving 25 to life.

    Candy = sex
    Baby = prostitute?

    I was trying to make that a more subtle suggestion Charlie, but I guess the cat is out of the bag.

    Oh see I didn't pick up on that. My prison lingo is bad...I'd better get caught up before I accidentally agree to become somebody's you know what...

    No. What. why don't you spell it out for me....

    in detail....glorious detail.