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Do I have D.I.D.?

Posts: 821 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
I was reading a thread and noticed the same old blah blah blah from one poster who always makes me roll my eyes. I decided that rather than strain my eye muscles, I would just ignore this person. So I click on "Ignore User" and it pops up saying "You can't ignore your own posts." WHA???? I had no idea that I've been posting stuff that's so annoying to me all over MFP. It's really amazing, though, that MFP would know that even though the user name and picture is different from mine, that it's me. And now the worst part is, I tried ignoring other people and it turns out that they are all me too. Or I am them. I am everybody! My mind is blown.

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  • Posts: 4,375 Member
    Wait.
    What?
  • Posts: 2,282 Member
    You see the things you hate in yourself through others? MPF is a strange strange world haha
  • Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.
  • Posts: 821 Member
    Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.
    Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.
  • Posts: 259 Member
    Well I just have to say that we agree with us
  • Posts: 510 Member
    Can't we talk about linear algebra or vector calculus or John Cage versus Frank Zappa instead of this wierd intellectual stuff you come up with?
  • Posts: 1,321 Member
    Dissociative identity disorder is extremely extremely extremely rare. Hense extremely.

    However, MFP has it's ways ;)
  • Posts: 15,228 Member
    Don't you know...


    We aren't real... we are just figments of Brett's imagination!
  • Posts: 4,383 Member
    None of this is real...it is all a dream within a dream...Inception style...
  • Posts: 1,333 Member
    I call dids on being the id!
  • Posts: 1,487 Member
    I'm from the dark side of your imagination.

    you know the side you always visit but never admit to it.
  • Posts: 697 Member
    o_o
  • Posts: 821 Member
    Can't we talk about linear algebra or vector calculus or John Cage versus Frank Zappa instead of this wierd intellectual stuff you come up with?
    Are you saying I didn't come up with linear algebra?
  • Posts: 2,213 Member
    I didn't know that D.I.D. didn't have to be Defence in Depth.
    I do know

    MFP is an education. I nearly didn't come. I'm glad I did.
  • Posts: 2,510 Member
    So before this goes any further, do you believe in loop quantum gravity or string theory??
  • Posts: 2,213 Member
    How long is the piece of string?
  • Posts: 821 Member
    So before this goes any further, do you believe in loop quantum gravity or string theory??
    The only "quantum" this personality knows about it Quantum Leap. But I don't believe in dinosaurs and I do believe that osteoporosis is just evolution preparing us to fly (you know, because birds have hollow bones), if that helps.
  • Posts: 1,590 Member
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  • Posts: 3,988 Member
    I was reading a thread and noticed the same old blah blah blah from one poster who always makes me roll my eyes. I decided that rather than strain my eye muscles, I would just ignore this person. So I click on "Ignore User" and it pops up saying "You can't ignore your own posts." WHA???? I had no idea that I've been posting stuff that's so annoying to me all over MFP. It's really amazing, though, that MFP would know that even though the user name and picture is different from mine, that it's me. And now the worst part is, I tried ignoring other people and it turns out that they are all me too. Or I am them. I am everybody! My mind is blown.

    It is because you are a ginger, therefore you have no soul...duh.
  • Posts: 21
    Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.

    INCEPTION THEME MUSIC
  • Posts: 821 Member

    INCEPTION THEME MUSIC
    This is far more like Identity than Inception. Soon we will all be stranded at an isolated location and someone will have to start killing the others. It doesn't have to be me...but it could be! After all, I don't really want to be killed by one of my multiple personalities. If I created you and you killed me, wouldn't you also be killing yourself?
  • Posts: 21
    This is far more like Identity than Inception. Soon we will all be stranded at an isolated location and someone will have to start killing the others. It doesn't have to be me...but it could be! After all, I don't really want to be killed by one of my multiple personalities. If I created you and you killed me, wouldn't you also be killing yourself?

    *cue Pruitt Taylor Vince's involuntary eye movements*
  • Posts: 118 Member
    there is an ignore button???? where ?????
  • Posts: 821 Member
    there is an ignore button???? where ?????
    Click on the arrow next to a posters name in a forum and then select "Ignore User" but it only works if you're not me, which you aren't, by which I mean you are not NOT me, as we've established.
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