Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

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  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    I'd crinkle your fries...if you weren't a Pats fan ;)


    I'd dip them in your sauce If I wasn't such a Bruins fan:wink:

    I'd Zamboni your ice...if you'd wear the orange & black :bigsmile:

    I'd stay in your penalty box if you wore the Black & Gold
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol

    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...
    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something different... in this thread, it's mostly sexual.
  • ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol

    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...

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    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something sexual.
    ewwww i'm just a kid!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol

    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...

    \
    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something sexual.
    ewwww i'm just a kid!

    then you probably shouldn't be on this one.
  • ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol




    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...

    \
    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something sexual.
    ewwww i'm just a kid!

    then you probably shouldn't be on this one.
    then i am getting off and making my own that will be just for fun not anything gross you people disgust me no offence but why would u b on it didn't you say u were married???
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I'd Glaze you like a donut
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol




    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...

    \
    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something sexual.
    ewwww i'm just a kid!

    then you probably shouldn't be on this one.
    then i am getting off and making my own that will be just for fun not anything gross you people disgust me no offence but why would u b on it didn't you say u were married???

    because it's for fun... you know, jokes, laughing, ha ha...? let the adults have their fun, sweetie.
  • ........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.

    this thread isn't dead it's just not as fun as it used to be so let's make it more intresting lol




    it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...

    \
    i don't know what it is can you explain??

    taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something sexual.
    ewwww i'm just a kid!

    then you probably shouldn't be on this one.
    then i am getting off and making my own that will be just for fun not anything gross you people disgust me no offence but why would u b on it didn't you say u were married???

    because it's for fun... you know, jokes, laughing, ha ha...? let the adults have their fun, sweetie.
    ok but i just don't get what's fun about saying gross stuff :(
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    it's because you're a kid... you'll understand when you get older... maybe.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd Glaze you like a donut

    I'd enjoy your cream filling
  • it's because you're a kid... you'll understand when you get older... maybe.
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    ok i'm leaving now but i will never understand this i thought that this was just a fun thing not something gross this is really disapointing
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I'd Glaze you like a donut

    I'd enjoy your cream filling

    I'd give you my maple bar
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd Glaze you like a donut

    I'd enjoy your cream filling

    I'd give you my maple bar

    I'd give you my angel cream
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'll blow your glass
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    [/quote]
    I'd give you my angel cream
    [/quote]

    I'd give you my BOSTON CREAM :)
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'd play your piano
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd give you my BOSTON CREAM :)

    I'd put the Philly in your cheese steak
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
    I be snatching all her candy
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i'll put the jack in your box
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I be snatching all her candy

    I'd jack up your window-less van ;)
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    Id give you all the free candy you can handle.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd eat your Reese's
  • trackstack
    trackstack Posts: 174 Member
    I'd spelunk your cave
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I'd eat your Reese's

    I'd give you my Almond Joy
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'd spelunk your cave

    I'd climb your pecs...oops, peaks ;)
  • Will share my Big Hunk with your Slurpie.......
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Holy flash, Batman!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I'd toot your horn
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
    I'd smoke your kipper
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    I would pin your mittens to your sleeves so hard you'd never, ever lose them...