Eat a unicorn, it makes everything a.o.k. Low in cals too

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  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.

    That...has to be a quote from something...

    I actually laughed out loud!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.

    That...has to be a quote from something...

    I actually laughed out loud!

    Nope original Charlie.
  • KJoy7
    KJoy7 Posts: 246 Member
    My unicorn was a cum dumpster *kitten*!! Innocent my *kitten*!!!
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    ETA After reading many of the posts it appears I was wrong about unicorns. They seem to be dirty little *kitten*. You learn something new every day.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.

    Hence the reason I vastly prefer the company of narwhals...
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.

    Hence the reason I vastly prefer the company of narwhals...

    I love starfish.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.

    We'll grill it while you drill it!
  • daisyverma
    daisyverma Posts: 234 Member
    as long as I don't poop out the horn its all good
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.

    We'll grill it while you drill it!

    Is there a viewing gallery?
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.

    We'll grill it while you drill it!

    Always looking for new virgins. Turnover is high. My fault. Sorry.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.

    We'll grill it while you drill it!

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    We serve refreshments too. Come on down!
    Our website was banned for unknown reasons.
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    I thought unicorns only appear near virgins. If that's the case, my chances of catching one, let alone eating one, are zilch.

    Fear not, we employ virgins to catch the unicorns so you can fornicate and et your unicorn too.

    We'll grill it while you drill it!

    Always looking for new virgins. Turnover is high. My fault. Sorry.

    Like I said, can't help you there.
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Can't ever seem to attract a unicorn. *scratches head* No idea why.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Can't ever seem to attract a unicorn. *scratches head* No idea why.

    Our unicorns are fed only the healthiest of babies.......I mean. Veggies.
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    I would like to thank you all for the hilarity of my day. I have nothing to add but *applause* *applause* ....carry on
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I would like to thank you all for the hilarity of my day. I have nothing to add but *applause* *applause* ....carry on

    A fan. Finally.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I would like to thank you all for the hilarity of my day. I have nothing to add but *applause* *applause* ....carry on

    A fan. Finally.

    what am I?

    Unicorn fillets?
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    I'm easily entertained :wink:
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I would like to thank you all for the hilarity of my day. I have nothing to add but *applause* *applause* ....carry on

    A fan. Finally.

    what am I?

    Unicorn fillets?

    No, You are my equal.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.

    I don't think we should play together any more today, Charlie. You hurt my widdle feewings. :cry:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    All unicorns are innocent beings! It is part of their inherent magical properties! :angry: :explode:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    You'd be surprised how many of them fall in with the wrong crowd.

    You! Mr Cape! Charlie!

    ALL ON MY LIST! :explode:


    * runs to corner to cry and smoke a cigarette *
    :smokin:

    * feels better *

    :grumble:

    *but just a little bit better*
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I would like to thank you all for the hilarity of my day. I have nothing to add but *applause* *applause* ....carry on

    A fan. Finally.

    what am I?

    Unicorn fillets?

    No, You are my equal.

    holy $h!t...

    I think I just leveled up!

    ..or down..

    either way I'm excited for this! :D
  • SueSlick
    SueSlick Posts: 268 Member
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    Nice!

    This reminded me of one of my favorite clips

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

    Shuuunnnnn the non-believers!
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    Quick! Get a rifle!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Has anyone even considered the risk of contracting mad unicorn disease? You people are all risking your lives!
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