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Y'all decide which I should stop doing...

coachblt
coachblt Posts: 1,090
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
The other day, while driving my 4 year old daughter and her 3 friends from place to place, I blacked out for about 15 minutes. I eventually woke up with my car on the side of the roadway in a ditch turned over 1/4 of the way. The kids were knocked unconscious so I walked to the nearest store, called the police and about an hour later, they showed up.

I was arrested for being under the influence, so here's my question: Do I give up crack cocaine or heroin?



No, this didn't happen. I'm being snarky because of some of the stupid questions I've been hearing lately around these here parts of my little world. Are people that stupid or are they being serious? Goodness, our society is headed for major trouble.

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  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
    crack is whack. stick with heroin.
  • KaraP18
    KaraP18 Posts: 145 Member
    Ditch the smack. Not the crack. (scratches neck and grinds teeth).
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
    You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..

    As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..
  • DanaDark
    DanaDark Posts: 2,187 Member
    All about moderation!
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    heroin. i cant stand needles but i could potentially enjoy it for the weightloss effects.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Posts are only funny when you have to explain that it was a joke
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    Duh Driving
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    meth is so much more fun! ...
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    IIFYM...
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    WTF how is this funny??
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I say give up crack because it makes you smell bad. Heroin is odorless when injected.
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    Driving around four 4 year olds would be enough to make me wish I was under the influence!! *kidding*. . .sorta. :-)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Da *kitten*?
    girls_gif.gif
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Give up driving the kids around. Then you can do whatever you want.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.

    sure ya did....
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..

    As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..

    Hey! There ain't nothin' wrong with sayin' ya'll, ya'll...
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,075 Member
    Give up the kids to someone else.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.

    Im glad you didnt make it all up by youself
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    Give up the kids, keep the crack, increase the heroin, and drink more.
  • Ivy_leaves
    Ivy_leaves Posts: 103 Member
    The heroin is what made you black out. For sure.
    Keep doing both, but up your crack intake.
    It will give you more energy and help you build muscles.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    The only part I made up was the part with the driving the kids. The dude in the station was telling the cop he needed to stop doing drugs and actually asked the cop which one of those two he should stop doing.
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
    The only part I made up was the part with the driving the kids. The dude in the station was telling the cop he needed to stop doing drugs and actually asked the cop which one of those two he should stop doing.

    IDIOTS!

    reported
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    The only part I made up was the part with the driving the kids. The dude in the station was telling the cop he needed to stop doing drugs and actually asked the cop which one of those two he should stop doing.

    IDIOTS!

    reported
    HUH? That makes no sense. The drugged out guy in the police station is a pure idiot, there's no way to describe him any better. There are many more like this guy around these here parts. Come to our local Wal-Mart and you'll see for yourself. ARGH!!!!
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
    The only part I made up was the part with the driving the kids. The dude in the station was telling the cop he needed to stop doing drugs and actually asked the cop which one of those two he should stop doing.

    IDIOTS!

    reported
    HUH? That makes no sense. The drugged out guy in the police station is a pure idiot, there's no way to describe him any better. There are many more like this guy around these here parts. Come to our local Wal-Mart and you'll see for yourself. ARGH!!!!

    So first you start a dumbass thread and when nobody else thinks it's funny, you backtrack and say you heard it from someone else.

    Then you call everyone IDIOTS, then delete it, and now you are trying to say that the drugged out guy in the police station is who you were calling idiots?
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    You really have looked way too much into this. It wasn't meant to be funny. It was suppose to be frustrating. I didn't call anyone here an idiot...I was referring to the people whom I have been dealing with all week where I work.

    It doesn't matter, though. You can look at it anyway you want. Enjoy your weekend!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    You really have looked way too much into this. It wasn't meant to be funny. It was suppose to be frustrating. I didn't call anyone here an idiot...I was referring to the people whom I have been dealing with all week where I work.

    It doesn't matter, though. You can look at it anyway you want. Enjoy your weekend!

    I guess you could say you have failed on all points
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    You really have looked way too much into this. It wasn't meant to be funny. It was suppose to be frustrating. I didn't call anyone here an idiot...I was referring to the people whom I have been dealing with all week where I work.

    It doesn't matter, though. You can look at it anyway you want. Enjoy your weekend!

    I got your point, and although it wasn't meant to be funny, it was. I guess you should have posted about pooping unicorns or something like that.
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