Y'all decide which I should stop doing...

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coachblt
coachblt Posts: 1,090
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The other day, while driving my 4 year old daughter and her 3 friends from place to place, I blacked out for about 15 minutes. I eventually woke up with my car on the side of the roadway in a ditch turned over 1/4 of the way. The kids were knocked unconscious so I walked to the nearest store, called the police and about an hour later, they showed up.

I was arrested for being under the influence, so here's my question: Do I give up crack cocaine or heroin?



No, this didn't happen. I'm being snarky because of some of the stupid questions I've been hearing lately around these here parts of my little world. Are people that stupid or are they being serious? Goodness, our society is headed for major trouble.
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  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
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    crack is whack. stick with heroin.
  • KaraP18
    KaraP18 Posts: 145 Member
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    Ditch the smack. Not the crack. (scratches neck and grinds teeth).
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
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    You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..

    As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..
  • DanaDark
    DanaDark Posts: 2,187 Member
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    All about moderation!
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
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    heroin. i cant stand needles but i could potentially enjoy it for the weightloss effects.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    Posts are only funny when you have to explain that it was a joke
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
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    Duh Driving
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
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    meth is so much more fun! ...
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    IIFYM...
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    WTF how is this funny??
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    I say give up crack because it makes you smell bad. Heroin is odorless when injected.
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Driving around four 4 year olds would be enough to make me wish I was under the influence!! *kidding*. . .sorta. :-)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Da *kitten*?
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Give up driving the kids around. Then you can do whatever you want.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
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    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.

    sure ya did....
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..

    As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..

    Hey! There ain't nothin' wrong with sayin' ya'll, ya'll...
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,072 Member
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    Give up the kids to someone else.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    WTF how is this funny??

    It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.

    Im glad you didnt make it all up by youself
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    Give up the kids, keep the crack, increase the heroin, and drink more.

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