Please don't read this...

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  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    I am not good at following instructions so I had to read it.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    Let's see you muscle a Mod...
    You have clearly missed many of my earlier threads. lol.
    I know everything about you, since I am the one who has been stalking you!
    Sweet. I see you in the bushes outside my office. Go get me a burger.
    And this is the problem with stalkers...they don't follow instructions.
    Under the tree. Mexican.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    I never follow instructions! Always was a sucker for reverse psychology as a kid...
    Never follow instructions again. Ever.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Let's see you muscle a Mod...
    You have clearly missed many of my earlier threads. lol.
    I know everything about you, since I am the one who has been stalking you!
    Sweet. I see you in the bushes outside my office. Go get me a burger.
    And this is the problem with stalkers...they don't follow instructions.
    Under the tree. Mexican.
    Holy crap I could totally go for some Mexican. The food. Not a person.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    I failed
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I failed
    Well. In fairness, your screen name is "slackerwoman." I don't think that name evokes "high expectations," so...
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I told you not to read it. I'm conducting an experiment to see who follows instructions.

    No one tells me what to do.

    aw! No one ever? that's a shame. Tell you what, do take a deep breathand try to get over it.

    There, happy now?

    I'll do that... but only because I want to.
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I just can't help myself...I see don't and I have to disobey!! ;)
  • snowdrop_diva
    snowdrop_diva Posts: 142 Member
    Fail!
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Following instructions never was my strong point.
    The rules don't apply to me - that's why.
  • ErB56
    ErB56 Posts: 71 Member
    Just a rebel without a clue . . .

    I had to respond to help keep the topic alive! :drinker:
  • jcr85
    jcr85 Posts: 229
    I told you not to read it. I'm conducting an experiment to see who follows instructions.

    Lol at this attention *kitten*
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    It's not an instruction when it says "please."
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    I don't obey instructions: i live life my way!!!!! Or as Bon Jovi says "it's my life". :drinker:
  • lniffa
    lniffa Posts: 675 Member
    I totally thought "dont go in there", but do I listen to myself? Nooooo!
  • wimeezer
    wimeezer Posts: 404 Member
    wasn't me - it was my evil twin :)
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    I just can't help myself...I see don't and I have to disobey!! ;)

    you thought I wouldn't find you disobeying your behind will be red tomorrow
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    Doh!
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    I never follow instructions! :drinker:
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
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    Doesn't follow directions, drives above the speed limit and runs yellow lights!!
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    So, anyway, I was at Nevada Falls watching all the tourists - (it's always the Other People who are the tourists) - feeding the ground squirrels right by the sign that said, "DON'T FEED THE SQUIRRELS" and I commented on this to the chap next to me and he told me that "They" fought a war with "Us" about the right to feed the squirrels when the sign says not to - (around about 1775 to 1783). So I suppose this explains it all.

    He went on to ask how I knew he was American and when I said, "By your accent" he replied, "But you are the one with the accent"!
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    Had a strong desire to read it again, just because we weren't supposed to read it to begin with.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    read what?
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    read what?

    I dunno!! :indifferent:
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Its FVCK-IT FRIDAY! I DO WHAT I WANT!
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    - 6'3 / 270
    - A 24 year martial artist
    - A DOD certified force-on-force combatives and firearms instructor for military, law enforcement and private security firms
    - A 5th Deg Black in Tae Kwon, Black in Judo, Black in Jiu Jitsu & E1 in Krav Maga
    - A certified Rape Aggression Defense Instructor
    - An attorney

    I thought I read Chuck Norris' bio.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    not me!
  • RMLMoore
    RMLMoore Posts: 130 Member
    I read it but I didn't inhale.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    oh.gif I thought it was opposite day. :grumble:
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Nobody tells me what to do, I'll do whatever the hell I please!!!!

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