Mikes Daily Rant 10/19/2012 Topic: F¥€K the Fruit

MikeDaMotivator
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    That's hilarious... but you didn't have any food that I would eat, except the coffee. lol Nope I never "cheat" either and I think your sabotage is justified. Besides, it's always someone's own personal choice what they do or do not put in their mouth. :drinker:
  • Faericn_Rising
    Faericn_Rising Posts: 235
    Yes! Good for you mike. :-)
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Brilliantly evil social manipulation. Love it.
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    Hilarious
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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    lmao this is awesome...
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    OWNED!!! LOL!!!
  • mrsvatitagain
    mrsvatitagain Posts: 275 Member
    TOO FUNNY!!!!!!! Love the daily rants!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    A month old, damn, I wish you hung around to see if they opened and smelled them and then went eff it why not before eating them. Man, I'm the guy who steals the left over fruit at the end of the day when everyone leaves it there. We use to get all type of pastries and what nots and a basket of fruit, me and this one lady were the only ones who would even touch the fruit.
  • LuckyTerrier
    LuckyTerrier Posts: 73 Member
    Wow that is so funny! I can definitely see people (even on a diet) choosing donuts over fruit. But when they knew the donuts were 1 month old?!?! That's crazy.
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    thank you Mike for the donut.... wait... i didnt get one *pouts* :sad:
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
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  • Graceious1
    Graceious1 Posts: 716 Member
    That is priceless. Well done to you on your commitment to a healthy lifestyle. I am so proud of you.
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    I wonder if this has anything to do with location or type of workplace? If you did the exact same thing here the fruit would have went first and there is always left over donuts if the option of fruit is given. I'm in Phoenix AZ typical office place for the record//Added: as part of a healthy workplace initiative our company provides free fruit of varying type each day during the snack hours 9-11am 2-5 pm. (love my job)
  • RikanSoulja
    RikanSoulja Posts: 463 Member
    Krispy Kreme I would have taken the donuts also and maybe a fruit for later.
  • meggawatt
    meggawatt Posts: 145 Member
    Wow! That's freaking awesome! You're the devil we all secretly wish we had the b@lls to be!

    In my office you would've been carting home 4 boxes of doughnuts. I never thought about it before but I'm seeing now how lucky I am to be surrounded by like minded, health driven people.
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    I could so go for a fresh pear right now.
  • recee96
    recee96 Posts: 224 Member
    bump to read later. I'm sure it's funny!
  • MonicaLee92
    MonicaLee92 Posts: 222
    That's awesome! haha
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    In my work the preference seems to be for bananas, if available, then biscuits (cookies), then the oranges/apples. You have to make it to break on time for a banana, by the end the biscuits are gone, but there is always a load of messy, time-inefficient oranges. If I have time I get some paper towels and eat an orange, but that happens a lot less often than biscuits.

    There's a seasonal element too. At the new year and over the summer, there are biscuits left over, as it's diet season :laugh:

    (Yes, I do, really, care about biscuits so much that I have analysed all of this :blushing:)
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    your nefarious plot was undone by the fact that eating a stale donut is a negative calorie food due to chemical processes that occur deep inside the donut. it matters not that they were cooked fresh that day. what matters is the date marked on the box. if you don't believe me, ask a cop. those guys need to be in good shape and nimble on their feet to catch crooks. why do you think they all spend so much time at donut shops? the answer... stale donuts. it does a body good.
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