Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

I'd ruffle your feathers

I'd corn your pones

I'd climb that mountain

I'd peel your banana

I'd venture into your batcave.

I'd be your favorite toy on Christmas morning, and let you play with me for hours.

I'd beat you until you were fluffy? :laugh:

I'd butter your waffles in a lingering and age-appropriate fashion (you're both cute and as old as me!)

I'd beat you until you were fluffy? :laugh:

I'm already pretty fluffy at least nobody has said anything about gouging my 'eyes' out!

I'd let you shizzle my nizzle.

I'd let you violate my federally protected copyrights.

I'd totally invade your candy dish.

I'd butter your muffin.

I'd cash your check and deposit it into my account.

I'd flip your pancakes

I'd eighty your five.

I'd taste your rainbow