Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

livitup85

I'd flap your jack.

edge_dragoncaller

I'd climb that ladder just to slide down your Chute

Peezy4President

i'd fix your engine

mandipandi75

I'd water your lawn

eatcleanNtraindirty

I'd wax that

livitup85

I'd tap that

facingfortyfierce

I'd be your snake charmer

admanMike

I'd. Park my car in your garage

DawnVanSlim

I'd leave the light on for you.

facingfortyfierce

I'd fluff your pillows

mavrick7

let me play with your kitty

DawnVanSlim

I'd check your mate.

trackstack

I'd bust your ghost

facingfortyfierce

I'd thread your needle

mavrick7

can I pop your cherry?

DawnVanSlim

I'd be your lucky #7

facingfortyfierce

Can I tie your stem in a knot?

trackstack

I'd count your calories

facingfortyfierce

I'd help burn your calories

FloridasFinest

I'd round your curves

trackstack

@ epmorris- I'd cook your pasta

GorillaEsq

I'm gonna flip your thread.

GorillaEsq

I'm gonna flip your string...

GorillaEsq

I'm gonna flip your forum.

DawnVanSlim

I'd fight your battle.

GorillaEsq

I'm gonna pop your post.

GorillaEsq

Say it... who's yer daddy.... Say it.

DawnVanSlim

I'd follow your lead.

stephc0711

I'm gonna pop your post.

I was going to say pop your tart... But I figured that was a bit too obvious, I guess you managed to beat me to a slightly less obvious one....

facingfortyfierce

Say it... who's yer daddy.... Say it.

I'd show you who is boss