Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

dcurzon

I'd toodle your pip

facingfortyfierce

I'd blow up your balloon

facingfortyfierce

Bump*

Game8

I would pop your tarts

facingfortyfierce

I'd teach you some tricks

mavrick7

suck your juices

facingfortyfierce

I'd polish your silver

Game8

I'd load your double barrel

Game8

Beat that!

facingfortyfierce

I'd supply the ammo ;p

Game8

I'd supply the ammo ;p

LOL!

facingfortyfierce

I'd taste the rainbow

slkehl

I'll pin the tail on YOUR donkey!

mortyfit

I'd glaze your donut!

facingfortyfierce

I'd grease your spokes

mortyfit

I'd grease your spokes

Where do I sign up?
Then we could go visit the Netherlands.

facingfortyfierce

On the return trip, can we go down under?

R_is_for_Rachel

Lol, its the Ron Burgundy thread!

A particularly British one comes to mind...

I'd wax your Barbour!

nphect

id blow out that nintendo cartridge

facingfortyfierce

I'd light your fuse

mortyfit

On the return trip, can we go down under?

But of course! I'm always up for a trip into the bush!

facingfortyfierce

So you are a bush whacker?

mortyfit

So you are a bush whacker?

Depends on the mood, but I have been known to stuff a beaver or two.

facingfortyfierce

With wood?

mortyfit

Wood is a beaver's favorite!

facingfortyfierce

But do you think they swallow it whole?

mortyfit

That earns them a tongue bath.....

facingfortyfierce

Hmmm, at the same time?

mortyfit

I am a big fan of efficiency. Dinner for two!

facingfortyfierce

But what if one finishes dinner early?