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Please don't read this...

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  • txdahl
    txdahl Posts: 107 Member
    So is there punishment for breaking your rules......
  • Debbiebert
    Debbiebert Posts: 27 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! LOVEEEE IT!!!
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)
    Due to the dot dot dot I was lead to believe there was more to the sentence! I thought you were going to share your deepest little feelings and did not want us to "read this" and judge you. Boo.
    A. You still failed by that standard, as you are now judging me.
    B. "Dot dot dots" are technically called an ellipsis.
    C. Don't make me come over there.
    So much for my deep feelings hypothesis!
    You just dont appreciate us!
    I am reporting this thread, as you are excluding everyone!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    @Gorilla....I see you are not ready for me....yet ;p
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)
    Due to the dot dot dot I was lead to believe there was more to the sentence! I thought you were going to share your deepest little feelings and did not want us to "read this" and judge you. Boo.
    A. You still failed by that standard, as you are now judging me.
    B. "Dot dot dots" are technically called an ellipsis.
    C. Don't make me come over there.
    So much for my deep feelings hypothesis!
    You just dont appreciate us!
    I am reporting this thread, as you are excluding everyone!
    I'm reporting everyone, for reading.
  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
    This is my 3rd time not reading this...and my brother pushed the button to not read this...so you can't really report me for reading this. ( I mean not reading this)!!
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    start a thread called "Please read this" and see if nobody responds
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    start a thread called "Please read this" and see if nobody responds
    I did. No one responded.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    I can't see it. I looked - aha! I see your fiendish plan. I shouldn't have looked, huh?
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I did...what are you going to do about it?? ;p
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I did...what are you going to do about it?? ;p
    [insert inappropriate euphemism here]
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I'm waiting....dazzle me
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)
    Due to the dot dot dot I was lead to believe there was more to the sentence! I thought you were going to share your deepest little feelings and did not want us to "read this" and judge you. Boo.
    A. You still failed by that standard, as you are now judging me.
    B. "Dot dot dots" are technically called an ellipsis.
    C. Don't make me come over there.
    So much for my deep feelings hypothesis!
    You just dont appreciate us!
    I am reporting this thread, as you are excluding everyone!
    I'm reporting everyone, for reading.
    You clearly are not a rule-follower, either. Clearly.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)
    Due to the dot dot dot I was lead to believe there was more to the sentence! I thought you were going to share your deepest little feelings and did not want us to "read this" and judge you. Boo.
    A. You still failed by that standard, as you are now judging me.
    B. "Dot dot dots" are technically called an ellipsis.
    C. Don't make me come over there.
    So much for my deep feelings hypothesis!
    You just dont appreciate us!
    I am reporting this thread, as you are excluding everyone!
    I'm reporting everyone, for reading.
    You clearly are not a rule-follower, either. Clearly.
    Duh?
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    "this read don't please"

    if one is dyslexic then they cant be held responsible for such a thing as peeking on this post. so there!:tongue:
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
    had to hit the big red button that says 'do not touch'
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    "this read don't please"

    if one is dyslexic then they cant be held responsible for such a thing as peeking on this post. so there!:tongue:
    Esaelp t'nod daer siht.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    darn it to heck I looked again!!! le sigh...:blushing:
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
    hehe! Yeah I looked... so sue me! pfft!
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Darn it I read it again. Oh well, Is there any sort of punishment for reading this when you aren't supposed to?
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Hmmmm, no follow through, who knew?
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    me too!!!!!!!!!!
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    My dog made me read it, really.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    "this read don't please"

    if one is dyslexic then they cant be held responsible for such a thing as peeking on this post. so there!:tongue:
    Esaelp t'nod daer siht.
    Rats! I did it again...
  • audra_g
    audra_g Posts: 19 Member
    I only read it cause I saw that YOU wrote it GC! had to see what it was.... ;)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I only read it cause I saw that YOU wrote it GC! had to see what it was.... ;)
    Clearly, it's awesomeness. That's a given.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    One of its legs is both the same
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    ;p
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    lateral thinking broadens the mind
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Still no punishment? Must like disobedient women ;)
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