Looking for fellow 1000 year olds....

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Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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I cannot promise you happiness, only the truth......

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Oh Charlie.....
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    I am bored and all the other age groups were taken.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    It is actually meant as a pun.
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
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    Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.
  • kathyms13
    kathyms13 Posts: 497 Member
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    mmm 1000 year olds nice
  • iRebel
    iRebel Posts: 383
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    Is this Thor speaking?
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.

    Pretty much. Welcome to the club. However, if you rub Unicorn blood on your face, it will give you a 100 year old complexion.
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
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    Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.

    lol
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Are vampires able to lose weight? Is there a diet blood type?
  • Faericn_Rising
    Faericn_Rising Posts: 235
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    Is this Thor speaking?

    ^This!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Are vampires able to lose weight? Is there a diet blood type?


    No. You are stuck the way you were made.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Thor doth address theee!
  • iRebel
    iRebel Posts: 383
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    I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
  • kathyms13
    kathyms13 Posts: 497 Member
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    Thor doth address theee!

    who is thor
  • iRebel
    iRebel Posts: 383
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    Thor doth address theee!

    who is thor
    my nemesis
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
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    I had no idea there was anyone else in that age bracket on MFP! Now I don't feel so alone301.gif I think there might be a group for those over 999 years or seems there should be.

    Just passing by and your thread caught my eye.
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
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    Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.

    Pretty much. Welcome to the club. However, if you rub Unicorn blood on your face, it will give you a 100 year old complexion.

    If I just cover my whole head, does it double as a dye job? I could really save some money covering this gray if I can find something that does double duty <damn, they don't have a "hopeful" smiley...who do we file a complaint with?>

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