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    now I know what binge is...

    Posts: 24
    edited January 2 in Health and Weight Loss
    My scale at home says what I've been posting.I went for a check up today and there two scales were 25 pound WRONG.but I brought out my winter clothes I mean I'm wearing jeans now that I couldn't put on last winter.so wtf is going on.gain muscle lose fat.I feel great even others have cared to mention my changes.but doubt has set in.I bumped into a man with a heavy load.we smiled, said excuse me.I saw where he put it.when he left I went and plucked it up, brought it home...and ate 3 kk doughnuts.cuz I let those dammed scales bully me..

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    • Posts: 893 Member
      Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?
    • Posts: 853 Member
      Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?
      LMAO!! my thoughts exactly!
    • Posts: 6,626 Member
      Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?

      At least I'm not the only one who got that impression. O_o
    • Posts: 1,004 Member
      This cannot be a real post surely?
    • Posts: 24
      Nooooooo!!!!it was the krispy kreme man making a delivery at the grocery store. this evening LMAO!...come on you guys LYA'sO.
    • Posts: 853 Member
      Nooooooo!!!!it was the krispy kreme man making a delivery at the grocery store. this evening LMAO!...come on you guys LYA'sO.
      hahaha thats good.
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!
    • Posts: 738 Member
      wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!

      The calories don't count if you steal the food. Eat up!
    • Posts: 4,733 Member
      wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!

      better known by the interwebz meme... "Dieting like a Boss!"
    • Posts: 91 Member
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      The calories don't count if you steal the food. Eat up!

      You guys are too funny! I literally just laughed out loud sitting at my desk... And still chuckling as I type!
      Thanks for that!
    • Posts: 36 Member
      I don't think 3 donuts is a binge. The whole dozen with a quart of chocolate milk and a triple cheese pizza chaser - now THAT'S a binge.
    • Posts: 255 Member
      See, this is a perfect example of when grammar is important...
    • Posts: 1,173 Member
      A typical binge for me USED to be at least 6 donuts, plus 1 medium pizza extra cheese dipped in lots of ranch dressing, a large order of breadsticks, a huge heaping bowl of icecream with every topping imaginable all washed down with a 2 liter of soda. so yeah....
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