now I know what binge is...

nomobootydo
nomobootydo Posts: 24
in Health and Weight Loss
My scale at home says what I've been posting.I went for a check up today and there two scales were 25 pound WRONG.but I brought out my winter clothes I mean I'm wearing jeans now that I couldn't put on last winter.so wtf is going on.gain muscle lose fat.I feel great even others have cared to mention my changes.but doubt has set in.I bumped into a man with a heavy load.we smiled, said excuse me.I saw where he put it.when he left I went and plucked it up, brought it home...and ate 3 kk doughnuts.cuz I let those dammed scales bully me..

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  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?
    LMAO!! my thoughts exactly!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Wait..I'm sorry...Did you steal some man's donuts?

    At least I'm not the only one who got that impression. O_o
  • jesz124
    jesz124 Posts: 1,004 Member
    This cannot be a real post surely?
  • nomobootydo
    nomobootydo Posts: 24
    Nooooooo!!!!it was the krispy kreme man making a delivery at the grocery store. this evening LMAO!...come on you guys LYA'sO.
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    Nooooooo!!!!it was the krispy kreme man making a delivery at the grocery store. this evening LMAO!...come on you guys LYA'sO.
    hahaha thats good.
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!
  • Gramps251
    Gramps251 Posts: 738 Member
    wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!

    The calories don't count if you steal the food. Eat up!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!

    better known by the interwebz meme... "Dieting like a Boss!"
  • BeckySue1977
    BeckySue1977 Posts: 91 Member
    wait a binge is bumping into people, stealing their food, and then eating it? I have been doing it wrong by buying my own food, I need to steal someone else's food!

    The calories don't count if you steal the food. Eat up!

    You guys are too funny! I literally just laughed out loud sitting at my desk... And still chuckling as I type!
    Thanks for that!
  • Marlitharn
    Marlitharn Posts: 36 Member
    I don't think 3 donuts is a binge. The whole dozen with a quart of chocolate milk and a triple cheese pizza chaser - now THAT'S a binge.
  • jilliew
    jilliew Posts: 255 Member
    See, this is a perfect example of when grammar is important...
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
    A typical binge for me USED to be at least 6 donuts, plus 1 medium pizza extra cheese dipped in lots of ranch dressing, a large order of breadsticks, a huge heaping bowl of icecream with every topping imaginable all washed down with a 2 liter of soda. so yeah....

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