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PartyMcLovin
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Last night as I entered the club, I was walking through the crowd when...
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I tripped and fell. The end.0
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At least, that's what I thought until I woke up in a strange room that smelled faintly like onions.0
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i ran away screaming with my eyes burning0
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I tripped over a small monster in the hall wearing a party hat0
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I stole his hat and took off again.0
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Turned out the aroma was coming from the giant gorilla sleeping next to me on the floor...0
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edit: but the gorilla smelled like onions and feet, now my nose was bleeding0
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To top it all off, not only was my nose bleeding, but my stubbed toe was hurting like hell from when I tripped in the hall!!!0
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Boy was I surprised when the" gorilla" took off his costume and starting grilling burgers!0
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I dug in my purse and found a hankie and some ibuprofen.0
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I then realized that the Gorilla was really just a Grilla'!0
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Headache and nosebleed gone, I was ready for some birthday fun as the room began to fill with friends I hadn't seen in ages.0
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Luckily, I'd just returned from the gun show and I was packin'.0
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but before I could bust a cap, 50 cent shot me in my face from behind like a "wanted" curving bullet....0
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If It hadn't been for that steel plate in my forehead. I'd a been a goner!0
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With catlike reflexes, I removed the bullet from my dented head and dropped it down 50-cent's pants, eliciting a scream of pain from the burn. .0
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I picked him up and dropped him in the DJ booth.0
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That got the partay started!0
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Suddenly, With an ear-splitting CRASH, Super Doggie and Super Kitty came smashing through the ceiling, repelling down their ropes and stopping suspended, fully armed and ready to take on The evil Lord Ferreton and his horde of raccoon zombies. . .0
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when off in a distance a loud crash is heard and everyone begins to.............0
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