Ruin My Wish...

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I wish I had some more sleep...

    Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.

    I wish there were more hours in a day.
  • SelfDeceptor
    SelfDeceptor Posts: 31
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    Granted, but you work a crappy job for most of them.

    I wish I could just live off of other's money.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I wish I had some more sleep...

    Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.

    I wish there were more hours in a day.

    Done but now the day never ends and loops over and over again.

    I wish I had more coffee...
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    ~LauraMac----granted!,..All the stupid peaople now live on the island of Nimrod

    .....where you just won yur free vacation package all inclusive ,..you leave tonight!!




    I wish chocolate cake was zero calories!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I wish stupid people would go away.

    Granted. Now you are surrounded by super geniuses. Which unforunately makes you the dimmes bulb in the box.

    I wish that pastries had no calories.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...

    Done but you get hit by a car that can't see you.

    I wish it were warmer...
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I wish I could be invisible...

    Done. But you are now also blind so everyone is now invisible to you. The irony.

    I wish gas prices would come down.
  • knay112
    knay112 Posts: 45 Member
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    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...

    Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....

    I wish I had a job...
  • 02tods
    02tods Posts: 126 Member
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    Granted...you are invisible to yourself only while others see you as twice the size...height etc.

    I wish I was a millionaire...
  • Kyrosh
    Kyrosh Posts: 238
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    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...

    Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....

    I wish I had a job...

    Wish Granted, you now don't have a social life anymore and work 80 hours a week :)

    * I wish I could go on a holiday!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I wish I was a millionaire...

    Done. However, congress just passed a 99.999% tax on millionaires. Sorry about that.

    I wish I could log off.
  • shelbyfrootcake
    shelbyfrootcake Posts: 965 Member
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    I wish I could log off.

    Granted. But now you're bored and have to do some work.

    I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

    Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

    I wish I had thought of this thread.
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    done ,..but then you'd b expected to come up w/ great threads every hour on the hour for ever!!!-dont bother getting up from yur seat!



    I wish icecream was a veggie!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

    Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

    I wish I had thought of this thread.

    Granted but now the mods locked it and gave you 3 strikes

    I wish I had more friends...
  • shelbyfrootcake
    shelbyfrootcake Posts: 965 Member
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    I wish icecream was a veggie!

    Done, but it still has all the fat and calories of ice cream.

    I wish it was payday.
  • FloridasFinest
    FloridasFinest Posts: 263
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    I wish it was payday.


    Done...but there was some huge processing error and you won't get your pay for another week.

    I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:
  • 02tods
    02tods Posts: 126 Member
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    I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:
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    Done, but his wife and kids walk up and introduce themselves.

    I wish I was 10 lbs lighter.
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....



    I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

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