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Ruin My Wish...

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A person posts their wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins it, like...
BillyBobCreeper- I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
BrownHairBabe - Done, but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
***** And then don't forget to wish after you ruin it****
I wish it was Friday...
BillyBobCreeper- I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
BrownHairBabe - Done, but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
***** And then don't forget to wish after you ruin it****
I wish it was Friday...
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Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!
I wish I had no bills0 -
Done but the weekend now starts on Monday :devil:
I wish I had some bacon...0 -
A person posts their wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins it, like...
BillyBobCreeper- I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
BrownHairBabe - Done, but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
***** And then don't forget to wish after you ruin it****
I wish it was Friday...
Granted. But you have to put in overtime and work through the weekend anyway.
I wish I had the figure of a swimsuit model.0 -
Done, but it's because you are homeless and therefore don't have any apartment, lights, water, etc. at all.
I wish my headache was gone.0 -
I wish I had some bacon...
Granted. Unfortunately you're now an Orthodox Jew. No pork for you.
I wish the weather would clear up so I could go biking.0 -
Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!
I wish I had no bills
Done!
But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.
I wish I had some mexican food to eat!0 -
no bills : granted
BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:
I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!0 -
Done, but it's because you are homeless and therefore don't have any apartment, lights, water, etc. at all.
I wish my headache was gone.
Done! But now your hands ache and you can't type anymore!
I wish I could get out for a run today.0 -
Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!
I wish I had no bills
Done!
But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.
I wish I had some mexican food to eat!
Done, but you get Montezuma's revenge.
I wish I had8% body fat.0 -
[edit to remove - I wasn't fast enough haha]0
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no bills : granted
BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:
I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!
Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.
Wish the politics would stop.0 -
I wish I could get out for a run today.
Granted. But it's because the FBI is chasing you for several outstanding warrants.
Still wishing the weather would clear up for a nice bike ride.0 -
no bills : granted
BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:
I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!
Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.
Wish the politics would stop.
Did i atleast get to finish my mai tai???0 -
Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!
I wish I had no bills
Done!
But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.
I wish I had some mexican food to eat!
done, but, as in life, you are forced to experience the inevitable consequences of Mexican food.... in a public bathroom.
i wish there was 0 calorie Halloween sweets...0 -
no bills : granted
BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:
I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!
Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.
Wish the politics would stop.
Done. Except we are now a communist country and all of your posessions are taken away.
I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!0 -
Wish the politics would stop.
GRANTED, but now you have to put up with the Kardashians reruns on tv
I wish for a 70's GTO, Orange with black racing stripes0 -
no bills : granted
BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:
I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!
Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.
Wish the politics would stop.
Done. Except we are now a communist country and all of your posessions are taken away.
I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!
Done but now Christmas comes once a month.
I wish I had some more sleep...0 -
I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!
Granted, but then you have to shop with pennies
I wish for the GTO I posted before looks like I wasn't fast enough0 -
I wish I had 8% body fat.
Granted. You also have 32% trans fat, 50% saturated fat, and 9% poly unsaturated fat. That leaves 1% for muscle, bones, and organs.
I wish I could have a huge breakfast this morning.0 -
I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!
Granted, but then you have to shop with pennies
I wish for the GTO I posted before looks like I wasn't fast enough
Granted, but it's just a Hot Wheel
I wish stupid people would go away.0 -
I wish I had some more sleep...
Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.
I wish there were more hours in a day.0 -
Granted, but you work a crappy job for most of them.
I wish I could just live off of other's money.0 -
I wish I had some more sleep...
Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Done but now the day never ends and loops over and over again.
I wish I had more coffee...0 -
~LauraMac----granted!,..All the stupid peaople now live on the island of Nimrod
.....where you just won yur free vacation package all inclusive ,..you leave tonight!!
I wish chocolate cake was zero calories!0 -
I wish stupid people would go away.
Granted. Now you are surrounded by super geniuses. Which unforunately makes you the dimmes bulb in the box.
I wish that pastries had no calories.0 -
Granted but to gain this they taste of dust
I wish I could be invisible...0 -
Granted but to gain this they taste of dust
I wish I could be invisible...
Done but you get hit by a car that can't see you.
I wish it were warmer...0 -
I wish I could be invisible...
Done. But you are now also blind so everyone is now invisible to you. The irony.
I wish gas prices would come down.0 -
Granted but to gain this they taste of dust
I wish I could be invisible...
Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....
I wish I had a job...0 -
Granted...you are invisible to yourself only while others see you as twice the size...height etc.
I wish I was a millionaire...0
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