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Ruin My Wish...

trackstack
trackstack Posts: 174 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
A person posts their wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins it, like...

BillyBobCreeper- I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

BrownHairBabe - Done, but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

***** And then don't forget to wish after you ruin it****



I wish it was Friday...
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!

    I wish I had no bills
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Done but the weekend now starts on Monday :devil:

    I wish I had some bacon...
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    A person posts their wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins it, like...

    BillyBobCreeper- I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

    BrownHairBabe - Done, but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

    ***** And then don't forget to wish after you ruin it****



    I wish it was Friday...

    Granted. But you have to put in overtime and work through the weekend anyway.

    I wish I had the figure of a swimsuit model.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but it's because you are homeless and therefore don't have any apartment, lights, water, etc. at all.

    I wish my headache was gone.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish I had some bacon...

    Granted. Unfortunately you're now an Orthodox Jew. No pork for you.

    I wish the weather would clear up so I could go biking.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!

    I wish I had no bills

    Done!

    But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.

    I wish I had some mexican food to eat!
  • Kerilynnda
    Kerilynnda Posts: 129 Member
    no bills : granted

    BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:

    I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Done, but it's because you are homeless and therefore don't have any apartment, lights, water, etc. at all.

    I wish my headache was gone.

    Done! But now your hands ache and you can't type anymore!

    I wish I could get out for a run today.
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!

    I wish I had no bills

    Done!

    But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.

    I wish I had some mexican food to eat!

    Done, but you get Montezuma's revenge.

    I wish I had8% body fat.
  • Mollydolly10
    Mollydolly10 Posts: 431 Member
    [edit to remove - I wasn't fast enough haha]
  • trackstack
    trackstack Posts: 174 Member
    no bills : granted

    BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:

    I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!

    Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.

    Wish the politics would stop.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish I could get out for a run today.

    Granted. But it's because the FBI is chasing you for several outstanding warrants.

    Still wishing the weather would clear up for a nice bike ride.
  • Kerilynnda
    Kerilynnda Posts: 129 Member
    no bills : granted

    BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:

    I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!

    Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.

    Wish the politics would stop.

    Did i atleast get to finish my mai tai??? :wink:
  • Your wish is granted...but Friday is now the new Monday...enjoy the beginning of your work week! Bwahahahahaha!

    I wish I had no bills

    Done!

    But because you no longer have a history of payments, your credit score goes down the toilet.

    I wish I had some mexican food to eat!


    done, but, as in life, you are forced to experience the inevitable consequences of Mexican food.... in a public bathroom.


    i wish there was 0 calorie Halloween sweets...
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    no bills : granted

    BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:

    I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!

    Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.

    Wish the politics would stop.

    Done. Except we are now a communist country and all of your posessions are taken away.

    I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member


    Wish the politics would stop.

    GRANTED, but now you have to put up with the Kardashians reruns on tv

    I wish for a 70's GTO, Orange with black racing stripes
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    no bills : granted

    BUT - your car got reposessed and you were evicted from your apartment! :huh:

    I wish I was lying on a hot beach somewhere drinking a mai tai!

    Done except we loose atmosphere and you burn up.

    Wish the politics would stop.

    Done. Except we are now a communist country and all of your posessions are taken away.

    I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!

    Done but now Christmas comes once a month.

    I wish I had some more sleep...
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member

    I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!

    Granted, but then you have to shop with pennies

    I wish for the GTO I posted before looks like I wasn't fast enough
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish I had 8% body fat.

    Granted. You also have 32% trans fat, 50% saturated fat, and 9% poly unsaturated fat. That leaves 1% for muscle, bones, and organs.

    I wish I could have a huge breakfast this morning.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

    I wish Christmas was more than 2 months away!

    Granted, but then you have to shop with pennies

    I wish for the GTO I posted before looks like I wasn't fast enough

    Granted, but it's just a Hot Wheel

    I wish stupid people would go away.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish I had some more sleep...

    Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.

    I wish there were more hours in a day.
  • Granted, but you work a crappy job for most of them.

    I wish I could just live off of other's money.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I wish I had some more sleep...

    Granted. But you are now in a coma and are brain dead.

    I wish there were more hours in a day.

    Done but now the day never ends and loops over and over again.

    I wish I had more coffee...
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    ~LauraMac----granted!,..All the stupid peaople now live on the island of Nimrod

    .....where you just won yur free vacation package all inclusive ,..you leave tonight!!




    I wish chocolate cake was zero calories!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish stupid people would go away.

    Granted. Now you are surrounded by super geniuses. Which unforunately makes you the dimmes bulb in the box.

    I wish that pastries had no calories.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...

    Done but you get hit by a car that can't see you.

    I wish it were warmer...
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I wish I could be invisible...

    Done. But you are now also blind so everyone is now invisible to you. The irony.

    I wish gas prices would come down.
  • knay112
    knay112 Posts: 45 Member
    Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

    I wish I could be invisible...

    Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....

    I wish I had a job...
  • 02tods
    02tods Posts: 126 Member
    Granted...you are invisible to yourself only while others see you as twice the size...height etc.

    I wish I was a millionaire...
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