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The Confessional.
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I would NEVER swallow something that comes out of a pee pee....sorry guys!
ohh how someone could change their minds...
think you can????0 -
I'm supposed to be working, but I keep sneak-reading 11/22/63 by Stephen King. And my boss just left for the day, which will probably only make my slacking off worse.0
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I bought a Victoria Secrets bra off eBay.... lmao!! And my maid of honor dress too!
Bahahahaha!!! Love this!
meeeeee to luv it! LOL!!!! :laugh:0 -
No he wouldn't, because I'd kick his *kitten*.I play Magic: The Gathering. And I'm damn good at it.
To clarify; the card game. Not the online crap.
I've also spent obscene amounts of money on it.
a guy at work here plays torneys every friday... he would love you.. haha0 -
I would NEVER swallow something that comes out of a pee pee....sorry guys!
ohh how someone could change their minds...
think you can????
boom... MIND changed!0 -
I want to cry....0
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I only own one pair of shoes
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No he wouldn't, because I'd kick his *kitten*.I play Magic: The Gathering. And I'm damn good at it.
To clarify; the card game. Not the online crap.
I've also spent obscene amounts of money on it.
a guy at work here plays torneys every friday... he would love you.. haha
he said his best card is ....underground sea and turmagouif, jac'the mind sculptor0 -
I rather make porn than to watch porn...
Well that's a given..
thats what I was thinking...who doesn't?0 -
I'm a level 68 Pyromancing Wizard....and yeah it is as cool as it sounds...0
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I am not wearing any panties at work. :devil: :devil:
They kept falling down under my skirt so I took them off. Need to get some new underwear soon.0 -
I'm not in this to be physically fit. I just want to look hot. Fitness is always secondary to that.0
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I always lie when I rate the person above me....yeah, I SAID it.
I like looking at your butt.
You're supposed to be looking at the little waist...perv...lol0 -
LOLOLOLOL
No he wouldn't, because I'd kick his *kitten*.I play Magic: The Gathering. And I'm damn good at it.
To clarify; the card game. Not the online crap.
I've also spent obscene amounts of money on it.
a guy at work here plays torneys every friday... he would love you.. haha
he said his best card is ....underground sea and turmagouif, jac'the mind sculptor
He plays blue?!?!?!
Pwned.0 -
I've had 7 weeks of hell - foot surgery, holiday where we both picked up a stomach bug, suicide of a close relative and having to deal with the aftermath including house clearance and funding funeral, topped off by an abcess on my tooth.......... I gave in today and ate loads of chocolate because it was easy to eat and comforting :sad:0
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I always lie when I rate the person above me....yeah, I SAID it.
I like looking at your butt.
You're supposed to be looking at the little waist...perv...lol
I'm not sorry.
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I would NEVER swallow something that comes out of a pee pee....sorry guys!
If you have it in your mouth...my confession is I do not care what you do with it as long as it is not give it back....just sayin!0 -
i ate a giant choc chip cookie and bowl of veggie lentil soup for lunch.
mixing cravings with something healthy always makes me feel better
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I have a serious food obsession. I LOVE watching food TV. I buy food, then don't eat it and have to trash it. I've gotten better since I started trying to be healthy but I still do it on occassion.
My food issues drive my husband INSANE! :ohwell:0 -
I always lie when I rate the person above me....yeah, I SAID it.
I like looking at your butt.
You're supposed to be looking at the little waist...perv...lol
I'm not sorry.
ahahah you're alright.0 -
I only like children between the ages of 4-9 and only those that go home with their parents within an hour of me meeting them. Because I'm scared of being an abusive parent ( instituting too harsh a punishment just because I'm angry), I don't want kids.
The only reasons I have ever considered having children are both selfish.
1. Blue eyes are recessive in my family. Only my grandfather and cousin have blue eyes. However, I know I could be a blue eyed carrier because one of my brown eyed first cousins who had both brown eyed parents has a boy with blue eyes. My fiance has blue eyes, so if I was a carrier I have about a 50-50 shot of having a kid with blue eyes. I have honestly considered having a child just to find out if the kid would have blue eyes.
2. When/if my finace or I dies, I don't want the other person to be alone. Having kids could (if I don't screw it up) give him or me someone to go to and get help from when this happens.
Tell me those aren't the worst reasons to have kids ever... :noway:0 -
I would NEVER swallow something that comes out of a pee pee....sorry guys!
ohh how someone could change their minds...
think you can????
boom... MIND changed!
ooookkkkaaaayyy! are you determined to prove me wrong??0 -
He plays blue?!?!?!
Pwned.
My brother plays blue and he drives me crazy playing all his counter spells. I play green, white or black and I can never get anything on the field because he's always countering EVERYTHING. I hate it.0 -
im 24 and i still love hanson, yes Hanson like the band who sings MMMBOP...
also, when someone accuses me of cheating/ being an OK girlfriend...it makes cheating that much more likely a thought in my head0 -
i look far better in clothes than i do naked.
its totally deception at its best.
haha SURPRISE!
ME TOO!
My confession: I looked at my naked self in the mirror before getting in the shower this morning. I actually realized how disgusting I looked and I'm not sure losing weight will help. I am extremely terrified to be intimate with anyone.
@phtshtbmb - Just remember...we are always more judgemental of ourselves than others are. I've had to work really hard at finding something to appreciate about my current body, and I always thought it was a load of hooey when they tell you to try, but I did, and I've found that I can look at myself in the mirror naked or dressed now and not want to crawl into my closet and die.
Stay strong sweetie, you arent alone on here.0 -
right now, im 'going commando "
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and I secretly like britney spears.....she's hot.0 -
I rather make porn than to watch porn...
Ditto - way more fun! 0 -
My BF and I had sex on a web cam............0
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I am not wearing any panties at work. :devil: :devil:
They kept falling down under my skirt so I took them off. Need to get some new underwear soon.
You don't work with me !!!! :sad:0 -
I have pretty much no control over my flatulence, and I am not embarrassed by it either.0
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