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The NEVER ENDING story - simply add your own sentence
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Oddly, I saw strange objects in the distance, but I could not make them out due to the graying skies of rain.0
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As I got closer I realized what those strange objects were; a giant tower built out of legos, a croquet set and a wrench.0
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"Hmmm......what is this?" I thought out loud0
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I stood in amazement at the beautifully constructed tower and the...0
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well constructed colorful croquet set and bright shining wrench and realized that I had recently wished for big things to happen in my life.....but this is not exactly what I had in mind.0
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the end.0
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awww, u r so unfunny ...ha0
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i told the voice from the sky that was trying to narrorate the story...0
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I continued to walk and came across a litle run down cottage house that really spooked me.0
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Just then 2 kids came running out of the cottage with a wicked witch in full pursuit0
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Their hands were full of yummy treats.0
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I yelled out "stupid kids, drop the candy and RUN!! Run for your lives!!0
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So the kids dropped the candy and ran while the witch poofed into thin air.0
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Then the cottage turned into a gingerbread house0
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But the witch had another idea in her mind as far as how to deal with the kids.0
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The dust from the poofed witch spread across the land0
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And turned into a legion of Zombie paris hiltons, 57 strong all crying tears of burning plastic hucking flaming chihuahuas onto the homes of the innocent...0
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Just then I was captured by aliens who were conducting experiments on humanoid reproductive organs.0
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oops.0
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The aliens saved me from the zombies but I don't know which would have been the worse fate, eating by zombies or tortured by aliens.0
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Then the aliens started playing Kesha music and I knew the zombies were the better option.0
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I like it when you do it like that.....................kesha said.0
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**** Clarke head heard the Kesha music and decided to return from the great beyond because he realized that his work in the music industry was not finished.0
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FiretrUCK I said D I C K0
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I was getting a headache from all that firetrucking alien music so I escaped.0
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I met up with bleep Clark and the other zombies and we all did the thriller, moonwalk zombie dance0
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So I grabbed the nearest alien firearm and escaped to start blasting away at the Paris Hilton zombies while the witch cried out0
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Godzilla arrived!0
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It took me all but 10 seconds to realize what I needed to do.....0
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