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  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady said, dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.


    Death offers to return the person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60. She's 70 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
    Ellen Degenerous


    What color socks are you wearing?
  • halfpint71
    halfpint71 Posts: 53 Member
    I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady said, dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.


    Death offers to return the person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

    My Mom I still miss her every day

    Snack choice sweet or salty?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    Salty.

    What is your best physical attribute?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    V-back. 34" waist, 46" chest, broad shoulders. Almost cartoonish. I retained this feature even when I was way too heavy - it was one of the things that let me stay in denial so long. :grumble:

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    What was the best vehicle you've ever owned?
  • halfpint71
    halfpint71 Posts: 53 Member
    My first car a hand me down Mustang. The car literally fell apart around me and I would not give it up.

    What do you drive now?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Acura RSX.... My favorite car to date....

    When do you normally go to sleep?
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Around 9:30pm. Then I get up a half hour later and go to bed.

    Do you have all your own teeth?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Yes, and never had a cavity!

    Do you fear the dentist?
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Yes, and I've never had a cavity either. Bad childhood experiences with orthodontics.

    Have you ever eaten canned venison?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    I don't mind the dentist. Enjoy getting my teeth cleaned.


    What is your current desktop picture?
  • doughd2
    doughd2 Posts: 86 Member
    My pet rat Harper that died when she was just a wee one.

    Is there something you should be doing right now besides hanging out on the MFP boards?
  • doughd2
    doughd2 Posts: 86 Member

    Have you ever eaten canned venison?

    Side note - they actually make canned venison?? Love to eat it.. but might have a hard time with it in a can.
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    Yeah, but I'm not doing it right now.


    How much cash do you have on you?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    None, never carry cash....

    Do you get a refund this year, or have to pay?
  • ejm0306
    ejm0306 Posts: 45
    I got a refund!!! Woo Hoo!!


    Do you like sushi? What kind?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Sushi is my FAVE!!!!! I think the tuna rolls the best, but I have tried it all!

    Have you ever visited a foreign country? If so where?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    Canada, Mexico, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Ireland, Japan, Okinawa, Thailand, Philippines, Korea, Guam.


    What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I was in the Navy for 4 years. Lemme try,,,

    Mexico
    England
    Portugal
    France
    Spain
    Morocco
    Italy
    Germany
    Israel
    Egypt
    Tunisia
    Turkey
    And we played around in the fjords in Norway, but never got to go ashore.

    Favorite place - southern Spain. Just ridiculously gorgeous, and good weather, and friendly people,,, wow.

    <<Edit,,, I'm too slow Val, sorry. I will not have a tombstone, but if I did, something like my sig line would be nice>>.

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    Where was your favorite place to visit?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Here lies a Faerie, they are real after all........

    Which do you want, Buried or cremated? (did I spell that right)
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Cremated and scattered. I am not egomaniacal enough to think that I should "own" a place on this earth for all eternity. Plus, as Carlin said - "We need those minerals!".

    Favorite place to visit?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Cemeteries, the old ones are absolutely beautiful....

    Where do you want to be in 10 years?
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Anywhere but here!

    Which is worse.....Doctor or Dentist?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    Doctor. Unless you're bleeding from a gaping wound or have a compound fracture it takes forever to go through the protocol of diagnosis.

    If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    I'd be a Cedar Tree in a swamp

    How much would you have to be paid to grow a mullet?
  • savvystephy
    savvystephy Posts: 4,151 Member
    Uh, I think a couple million dollars would do it. :laugh:

    What is something you did today that you are proud of?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    It'd have to be enough to cover the hair transplant , ay least.


    Who told you they loved you last?
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
    I was in the Navy for 4 years. Lemme try,,,

    Mexico
    England
    Portugal
    France
    Spain
    Morocco
    Italy
    Germany
    Israel
    Egypt
    Tunisia
    Turkey
    And we played around in the fjords in Norway, but never got to go ashore.

    Favorite place - southern Spain. Just ridiculously gorgeous, and good weather, and friendly people,,, wow.

    <<Edit,,, I'm too slow Val, sorry. I will not have a tombstone, but if I did, something like my sig line would be nice>>.

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    Where was your favorite place to visit?

    Navy??????? We have less in common than I thought.
  • I resisted the temptation to have everything for breakfast (awards banquet) and stuck to my diet!

    What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
  • I was on the treadmill at the gym. My face towel fell onto the treadmill. I tried to get it before it rolled off and we both ended up rolling off the back on the treadmill and ending up on the floor.

    If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
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