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I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady said, dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.
Death offers to return the person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?0 -
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60. She's 70 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen Degenerous
What color socks are you wearing?0 -
I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady said, dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.
Death offers to return the person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Mom I still miss her every day
Snack choice sweet or salty?0 -
Salty.
What is your best physical attribute?0 -
V-back. 34" waist, 46" chest, broad shoulders. Almost cartoonish. I retained this feature even when I was way too heavy - it was one of the things that let me stay in denial so long. :grumble:
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What was the best vehicle you've ever owned?0 -
My first car a hand me down Mustang. The car literally fell apart around me and I would not give it up.
What do you drive now?0 -
Acura RSX.... My favorite car to date....
When do you normally go to sleep?0 -
Around 9:30pm. Then I get up a half hour later and go to bed.
Do you have all your own teeth?0 -
Yes, and never had a cavity!
Do you fear the dentist?0 -
Yes, and I've never had a cavity either. Bad childhood experiences with orthodontics.
Have you ever eaten canned venison?0 -
I don't mind the dentist. Enjoy getting my teeth cleaned.
What is your current desktop picture?0 -
My pet rat Harper that died when she was just a wee one.
Is there something you should be doing right now besides hanging out on the MFP boards?0 -
Have you ever eaten canned venison?
Side note - they actually make canned venison?? Love to eat it.. but might have a hard time with it in a can.0 -
Yeah, but I'm not doing it right now.
How much cash do you have on you?0 -
None, never carry cash....
Do you get a refund this year, or have to pay?0 -
I got a refund!!! Woo Hoo!!
Do you like sushi? What kind?0 -
Sushi is my FAVE!!!!! I think the tuna rolls the best, but I have tried it all!
Have you ever visited a foreign country? If so where?0 -
Canada, Mexico, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Ireland, Japan, Okinawa, Thailand, Philippines, Korea, Guam.
What would you want to be written on your tombstone?0 -
I was in the Navy for 4 years. Lemme try,,,
Mexico
England
Portugal
France
Spain
Morocco
Italy
Germany
Israel
Egypt
Tunisia
Turkey
And we played around in the fjords in Norway, but never got to go ashore.
Favorite place - southern Spain. Just ridiculously gorgeous, and good weather, and friendly people,,, wow.
<<Edit,,, I'm too slow Val, sorry. I will not have a tombstone, but if I did, something like my sig line would be nice>>.
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Where was your favorite place to visit?0 -
Here lies a Faerie, they are real after all........
Which do you want, Buried or cremated? (did I spell that right)0 -
Cremated and scattered. I am not egomaniacal enough to think that I should "own" a place on this earth for all eternity. Plus, as Carlin said - "We need those minerals!".
Favorite place to visit?0 -
Cemeteries, the old ones are absolutely beautiful....
Where do you want to be in 10 years?0 -
Anywhere but here!
Which is worse.....Doctor or Dentist?0 -
Doctor. Unless you're bleeding from a gaping wound or have a compound fracture it takes forever to go through the protocol of diagnosis.
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?0 -
I'd be a Cedar Tree in a swamp
How much would you have to be paid to grow a mullet?0 -
Uh, I think a couple million dollars would do it. :laugh:
What is something you did today that you are proud of?0 -
It'd have to be enough to cover the hair transplant , ay least.
Who told you they loved you last?0 -
I was in the Navy for 4 years. Lemme try,,,
Mexico
England
Portugal
France
Spain
Morocco
Italy
Germany
Israel
Egypt
Tunisia
Turkey
And we played around in the fjords in Norway, but never got to go ashore.
Favorite place - southern Spain. Just ridiculously gorgeous, and good weather, and friendly people,,, wow.
<<Edit,,, I'm too slow Val, sorry. I will not have a tombstone, but if I did, something like my sig line would be nice>>.
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Where was your favorite place to visit?
Navy??????? We have less in common than I thought.0 -
I resisted the temptation to have everything for breakfast (awards banquet) and stuck to my diet!
What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?0 -
I was on the treadmill at the gym. My face towel fell onto the treadmill. I tried to get it before it rolled off and we both ended up rolling off the back on the treadmill and ending up on the floor.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?0
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