Confessions Of A Closet Eater......
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AWESOME! This is exactly what I needed!:bigsmile:0
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I love this! Funny AND True!!! If only I could remember all these BEFORE I ate the junk..... :-/0
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OK, THANK YOU for posting this! A few of my favorite comments that I agree with from others so far are; "It made me realize what I usually think of AFTER I eat bad foods....now hopefully I will think of them BEFORE and not eat it." and "I always tried to get the food down fast before I had time to think of any of that." and "I am NOW going to try to put on my size 5's if I ever want to eat junk food again! That will stop me in my tracks!". I can eat for ANY reason, good or bad, when I'm emotional I make VERY bad food choices. I regret them almost instantly, always. I think in the moment too much, without caring of those consequeses. I can also give you a validated "reason" for anything. This needs to be posted, preferrably on my forehead! Thanks again!0
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Great list! You look like Valerie Bertinelli!0
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So great!! Love this post!0
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You should really consider starting a blog with your lists, I would totally subscribe!0
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# eat is seriously flawed.. Come on and sing it with me:
Cheese glorious cheese... Tastes mighty inviting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKp0iDZ9a_s0 -
Witty, wise and totally true. Plan to print this out and imprint it on my brain. I will remember this list, I will remember this list, I WILL remember this list....0
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I feel like I was reading my own words! We can do this!0
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You are soooo right! I don't see any cartoon characters on fresh produce (Chiquita lady doesn't count.... she's real and I have a crush on her! :flowerforyou: ) and I don't remember any jingles for boneless skinless chicken breast! (Can Mr. Perdue even sing?!)0
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kinda want to print this, frame it, and put it in the kitchen.0
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Good questions. :-) But...
6. Would I feed this to a kid?
7. Is there a cartoon character on the box? (This should be a GIANT red flag)
6&7: sometime giulty indulgence: kids boxed 100% juice, I keep it in the car for a) my nephew and b) the occassions when I've been out too long and start to crash
8. Is there a theme song or slogan for this food? (If you can sing/say it it off the top of your head PUT IT DOWN)
8- the incredible edible egg- you know you know the tune0 -
15. Was this one of the foods that helped me resemble jabba the hut in the first place? (Everyone loves star wars references)
This was my favorite question, I overdid the pizza tonight and I make it okay in my head by saying, "oh its just pizza, everyone eats pizza" yeah but not until there a size 22 and a 100 lbs over weight. ! Reality Check! Good question for reflection, "How did I get this way?"0 -
If you follow some of these...
You can't have bananas (Chiquita), baby carrots, or eggs. All of them have a slogan/theme. They did make vending machines for baby carrots ("eat them like junk food!"). You can buy fruit at gas stations, usually bananas, sometimes apples or oranges. :flowerforyou:0 -
Thanks ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I am well aware there are ALWAYS a few exceptions to each rule.... however that is how I managed to get over weight in the first place :drinker: always looking for the exception.
And you couldnt put a gun to my head and get me to buy fruit from a gas station. LOL0 -
You are soooo right! I don't see any cartoon characters on fresh produce (Chiquita lady doesn't count.... she's real and I have a crush on her! :flowerforyou: ) and I don't remember any jingles for boneless skinless chicken breast! (Can Mr. Perdue even sing?!)
LOL.... love it!!!0 -
You should really consider starting a blog with your lists, I would totally subscribe!
Ooooooohhhhh good idea Chuckle!!!!
I totally will :bigsmile:0 -
OK, THANK YOU for posting this! A few of my favorite comments that I agree with from others so far are; "It made me realize what I usually think of AFTER I eat bad foods....now hopefully I will think of them BEFORE and not eat it." and "I always tried to get the food down fast before I had time to think of any of that." and "I am NOW going to try to put on my size 5's if I ever want to eat junk food again! That will stop me in my tracks!". I can eat for ANY reason, good or bad, when I'm emotional I make VERY bad food choices. I regret them almost instantly, always. I think in the moment too much, without caring of those consequeses. I can also give you a validated "reason" for anything. This needs to be posted, preferrably on my forehead! Thanks again!
Girl if I had a penny for every regretted cookie.... chocolate... pizza.... :flowerforyou:
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My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a sec....
Wait... that means I can't have bologna. :frown:0 -
lmao awesome topic!0
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That is very good!!!!!0
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Thanks Ladies!!!!
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!0 -
This is fantastic! My biggest weakness is peanut butter. Straight out of the jar peanut butter. A teaspoon here, a teaspoon there.....really adds up. I'm packing on tons of extra calories without even realizing it.0
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Funny Girl. Thanks for posting!0
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I adore peanut butter.... it has been very hard for me to let it go too
I am definitely a sweets person and breads.... carbs and sugar are definitely my down fall!!!
Happy Sunday ladies.... keep the beauty going!!!!0
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