Need a cuddle buddy?

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  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
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    How much is the shipping cost for that? I need one right now LOL
  • BigDanTX
    BigDanTX Posts: 92 Member
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    Heck I'd only charge you $45 per hour

    -$25 if I start to snore

    +$75 if you drool
  • menagerie4
    menagerie4 Posts: 8 Member
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    I'm the friend. I'll take credit. :)

    Where do you find this sh**? LOL! Gawd I love you... ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! This topic is so so so wrong!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    I bet I could get a bum to do it for free. It's really cold outside.
  • BEAUTY4UBEAST
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    someone rang for a buddy???? lol

    I wana cuddle with ya Bryant Jersey! lol
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    It is a new thing in Japan. You have to pay for extras. They will even dress like sailor moon to cuddle with you. No sex though.
  • BEAUTY4UBEAST
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    Well if a girlfriend is 199.00 how much is a boyfriend? They have to be cheaper LOL!

    Amen!
  • redlion45
    redlion45 Posts: 155 Member
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    Is it a happy ending cuddle? :tongue:
    Damn, that was going to be my reply! :grumble: It's not surprising we're friends.

    That is the question! :drinker:
  • hollyjane77
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    haha... seriously?
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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    Well if a girlfriend is 199.00 how much is a boyfriend? They have to be cheaper LOL!

    Amen!

    Boyfriend price : $499.00
    You may expect a refund of $499.00 after sex.
  • Archer_isis
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    I bet I could get a bum to do it for free. It's really cold outside.

    This is the most amazing thing I've ever read.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    60/hr...better get a beej (hell, i'll go twice in an hour...that leaves her just enough time to make me a sandwich. money well spent.)
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    someone rang for a buddy???? lol

    I VOLUNTEER!!!
  • karynspeace
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    oooo. a christmas present perhaps? LOL.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    MMMM your pregnant! I would cut you a deal and only charge you $35 :devil::laugh: :laugh:



    Upon reading my own post I realized I came off as really creepy LMAO I a jokester and didn't mean it in a weird way....unless your into that kinda stuff and if so im firm on $35
  • Brianna72994
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    Who needs a professional snuggler when you can just have a boyfriend pillow?
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  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
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    You're pimping out your pregnant chick pee and now yourself as a cuddler?
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    hmmm, I definately need to investigate this one...my bf says I have to pray for snow to get him over to my house for the night (that would be so he could ride his snowmobile over)...I love him and all, but I really hate snow...so I'm weighting the pros and cons here...lol

    :tongue:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    hmmm, I definately need to investigate this one...my bf says I have to pray for snow to get him over to my house for the night (that would be so he could ride his snowmobile over)...I love him and all, but I really hate snow...so I'm weighting the pros and cons here...lol

    :tongue:

    I've told you numerous times I would cuddle your boobs for free.

    Wait, what?