Yo mama jokes

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mdulanto9177
mdulanto9177 Posts: 160
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Ok let's see who has jokes....I'll start

Your mama is so old that she got an autograph from Jesus....

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  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    Yo Mama sooo skinny she could Holla Hoop a Cherio!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Yo mama's so old she farts out mummy dust.
  • mdulanto9177
    mdulanto9177 Posts: 160
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    Yo mama is so ugly, she makes an onion cry
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
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    yo mama is like a race car.. she burns through 4 rubbers a nite!
  • ericaknight95
    ericaknight95 Posts: 127 Member
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    Yo mama so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
  • mdulanto9177
    mdulanto9177 Posts: 160
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    yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach and wore a red bath suit, all the children were screaming "the Kool-Aid man"
  • ericaknight95
    ericaknight95 Posts: 127 Member
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    Yo mama so stupid, she chased a school bus down the road yelling, "catch that twinkie!"
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
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    Yo mama so fat, that when she wore her yellow raincoat, people shouted 'TAXI!'
  • SilviCor
    SilviCor Posts: 110 Member
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    Yo Mama's so stank, she's like the Pillbury dough boy . . . everybody poke her!

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