My Ode To Diary Nazis

This makes more sense to UK users due to some of the references in it

Ode To A Diary Nazi

Eat less sugar! Eat fewer carbs!
Cut out your bingo wings! Tone up your arms!
Don’t eat your cals back. Try eating half!
You eat processed pasta?? You’re having a giraffe!!

So many opinions. Advice that conflicts.
It causes confusion so none of it sticks.
Listen up, diary Nazis, my meals are my own!
I’ll eat what I like and remain ‘In The Zone’.

What works for one might not work for another,
As Zoe said to Cat “You ain’t my mother!”
I’ll tread my own path in my quest to be thin,
So do me a favour and wind your neck in!