My Ode To Diary Nazis

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  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    LOL I like this. So true about the conflicting advice.

    exactly. I also hate the "you're not a snowflake!" uh...scuze me? yeah I effing am. No one body responds the same as the next!
    For most of my life I had a high metabolism... that changed after I hit 30! I also started craving more carbs among other things. My energy also dropped quite a bit. Some people sweat much more than others.. I started sweating a lot more these days even though when I was in my late 20s even the highest of intensive work outs didn't make me break a sweat.. where as many people my age would be drenched. (requiring much more water) we're not cookie cutters!
  • MouthyMatthewCHANGED
    MouthyMatthewCHANGED Posts: 85
    Awesome! Even if you did mention eastenders!

    In my defence it was around the time of that quote that I stopped watching it ;-)
  • Klopford
    Klopford Posts: 129
    Loved this! I was pretty brutally ripped on for my diary choices earlier this week. People even followed me into another thread about a completely different matter to continue their hounding! I've set my diary to "friends only" because of that!
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    I have my own ode to Diary, Grammar, Spelling, and other Nazis:

    "Eat me."
  • vickij2
    vickij2 Posts: 66
    Awesome! So true about conflicting advice. Love it!
  • MouthyMatthewCHANGED
    MouthyMatthewCHANGED Posts: 85
    I decided to branch out into a full-on satirical song as well as an ode ;-)

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/792109-alternative-to-katy-perry-s-firework
  • therealangd
    therealangd Posts: 1,861 Member
    HAHA! That's awesome.

    I love the giraffe metaphor. I will never look at a diary nazi the same way again.

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  • NicoleisQuantized
    NicoleisQuantized Posts: 344 Member
    This is wonderful! I thoroughly enjoyed this!
  • issystclaire
    issystclaire Posts: 113 Member
    This makes more sense to UK users due to some of the references in it :tongue:


    Lols, I am American but have lived in the UK for the past 2 1/2 years so I got the British references - it makes me happy when I do, I've truly assimilated! Anywhos, funny poem! :-)
  • issystclaire
    issystclaire Posts: 113 Member
    And may I also say, I did some snooping and looked at your pics, and you do not look like you need to loose 20 more lbs!!! You look fantastic, congrats on your progress!!! :smile:
  • MouthyMatthewCHANGED
    MouthyMatthewCHANGED Posts: 85
    And may I also say, I did some snooping and looked at your pics, and you do not look like you need to loose 20 more lbs!!! You look fantastic, congrats on your progress!!! :smile:

    Aw that's very kind of you to say - thank you :-)
  • issystclaire
    issystclaire Posts: 113 Member
    You're very weclome! :smile:
  • Humbugsftw
    Humbugsftw Posts: 202 Member
    Lol!

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