My Ode To Diary Nazis
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What did you eat so you could make that up? How come we can't see your diary?0
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Love it!! :drinker: Cheers!0
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I closed my food diary after several months of having it open. I felt as if I was too much information and I felt naked.0
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Awesome! Even if you did mention eastenders!0
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brilliant!0
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LOVE.0
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What did you eat so you could make that up? How come we can't see your diary?
My diary's closed except to friends, and I'm very deliberate with who I add (I screen for nazis). This wasn't so much a personal thing about me as a general observation0 -
Excellent ode!! You are the MFP Poet Laureate0
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haha! i love this
very well written!
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Brilliant! :laugh:0
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LOL I like this. So true about the conflicting advice.
exactly. I also hate the "you're not a snowflake!" uh...scuze me? yeah I effing am. No one body responds the same as the next!
For most of my life I had a high metabolism... that changed after I hit 30! I also started craving more carbs among other things. My energy also dropped quite a bit. Some people sweat much more than others.. I started sweating a lot more these days even though when I was in my late 20s even the highest of intensive work outs didn't make me break a sweat.. where as many people my age would be drenched. (requiring much more water) we're not cookie cutters!0 -
Awesome! Even if you did mention eastenders!
In my defence it was around the time of that quote that I stopped watching it ;-)0 -
Loved this! I was pretty brutally ripped on for my diary choices earlier this week. People even followed me into another thread about a completely different matter to continue their hounding! I've set my diary to "friends only" because of that!0
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I have my own ode to Diary, Grammar, Spelling, and other Nazis:
"Eat me."0 -
Awesome! So true about conflicting advice. Love it!0
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I decided to branch out into a full-on satirical song as well as an ode ;-)
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/792109-alternative-to-katy-perry-s-firework0 -
HAHA! That's awesome.
I love the giraffe metaphor. I will never look at a diary nazi the same way again.
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This is wonderful! I thoroughly enjoyed this!0
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This makes more sense to UK users due to some of the references in it
Lols, I am American but have lived in the UK for the past 2 1/2 years so I got the British references - it makes me happy when I do, I've truly assimilated! Anywhos, funny poem! :-)0 -
And may I also say, I did some snooping and looked at your pics, and you do not look like you need to loose 20 more lbs!!! You look fantastic, congrats on your progress!!!0
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