Do this cleanse with me!

llaurenmarie
llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    That's IT?? That's the secret??

    COUNT ME IN!
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    That's IT?? That's the secret??

    COUNT ME IN!
    We can hop on over to cleanse-land right now!
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    That's IT?? That's the secret??

    COUNT ME IN!
    We can hop on over to cleanse-land right now!

    I think I've already lost 2 pounds with the first round! It's a MIRACLE!
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    Count me in!!!
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Can't. I'm left footed *gets sad, kicks rocks with his left foot*
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Count me in!!!
    hop hop hop!
    Remember to poop 12 times in a day before doing this to make sure it's effective
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Can't. I'm left footed *gets sad, kicks rocks with his left foot*
    Don't worry just scratch your butt instead
  • only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...
  • arc918
    arc918 Posts: 2,037 Member
    Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Oh my god, great idea!

    I will start as soon as I finish my spot reduction - trying not to get too bulky...
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...
    Dr. Oz invented it, Billy Mays(RIP) promoted it..
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Oh my god, great idea!

    I will start as soon as I finish my spot reduction - trying not to get too bulky...
    I went overboard on my right forearm, looking like Popeye
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Count me in!!!
    hop hop hop!
    Remember to poop 12 times in a day before doing this to make sure it's effective

    I figured that was what we were drinking all that oil for.

    Do you think taking Alli and drinking Pepsi Special will interfere?
  • JessicaBR0
    JessicaBR0 Posts: 256 Member
    :laugh:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Anyone else get explosive diarrhea with this cleanse? No. Just me? :sick:
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    I live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?

    Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    For 40 days? Or is it a 3 day cleanse?
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    You're not alone :drinker:
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    For 40 days? Or is it a 3 day cleanse?
    It's a lifetime cleanse..
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    I live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?

    Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
    Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostril
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    I live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?

    Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
    Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostril

    Son of a ....
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    I live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?

    Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
    Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostril

    Son of a ....
    I immediately thought of Tommy Boy.. LOVE
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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  • Scott
    Scott Posts: 204 MFP Staff
    Topic moved to Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games.
  • Squeeks70
    Squeeks70 Posts: 157 Member
    only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...

    As a matter of fact, I did see this on Dr. Oz. The one where he said Alpha Lipoic acid would help melt belly fat!
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Topic moved to Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games.
    Sorry Mod!
  • a_mandolin_
    a_mandolin_ Posts: 336 Member
    It has been so much easier to poo after downing all that oil! Thanks Laurenmarie :drinker:
  • Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Oh my gosh!!! You guys are hilarious. Does this work if you have a cold? Can I just eat a can of Crisco?:drinker:
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
    While hopping on your right foot
    And gulping a gallon of canola oil
    6x a day!

    Oh my gosh!!! You guys are hilarious. Does this work if you have a cold? Can I just eat a can of Crisco?:drinker:
    NO SUBSTITUTIONS :explode:
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    It has been so much easier to poo after downing all that oil! Thanks Laurenmarie :drinker:
    Poo 12 times before the oil! The oil is so your intestines follow suit (;
    Who needs all the pounds those vital organs put on ya?!