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    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Oooo, someone has been missing out, huh? :)
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      Is that another thank you from your hubby?

      Shall I leave this answer up to your imagination?
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      good morning :)

      Hope you feel better soon sheila!!

      Is everyone kicking *kitten* today?

      Can I second this?

      And you know I'm hitting that gym hard tonight, right? Do you see an elliptical machine with one of my many names on it?
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      Oooo, someone has been missing out, huh? :)

      Gosh, is it that obvious?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Once you learn how to look past bed head and dragon breath, isn't it all good?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      OMG...You guys flipped the thread and I missed it...and now like page 4. Do you know I was starting to wonder why this topic wasn't coming up on my list? So did I miss anything in the last 6 pages or so?
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      Is it ever too early for a hump?

      um....No!!???
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      um....No!!???

      who in their right mind would write such horror!?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

      Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?
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      ever have humpday in public?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Does the warehouse where I used to work count/ Or an open field on a country road?

      *footnote: many, many years ago
    • Posts: 5,257
      will either work?
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      judges?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Have you Mikey?
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      ever have humpday in public?

      How public?

      The most public one I won't describe unless we're in the safe spot, but how about this one: 4pm parked on a busy dock as people are bringing their boats in; he is in my passenger seat and I'm in his lap facing him in a denim skirt?
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      OMG...You guys flipped the thread and I missed it...and now like page 4. Do you know I was starting to wonder why this topic wasn't coming up on my list? So did I miss anything in the last 6 pages or so?

      would you believe me if i told you 5 pages of fantastic "mind in the gutter" style comments?
    • Posts: 1,279 Member
      ever have humpday in public?

      Does the handicapped bathroom at a movie theater count?
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
      ........
    • Posts: 1,279 Member
      Hockey + Sex .... in the same place..... Mind = Blown

      would you beleive im jealous? i clearly need to step up my game....

      Where is my new bf dammit
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      Hockey + Sex .... in the same place..... Mind = Blown

      DITTO!!! Would that ever even be a question?
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      .......
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      A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

      Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?

      I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

      Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.
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      ever have humpday in public?

      Um...Yeah, more than a couple. May I thank you for sending me down memory lane?? heeehee People are gonna wonder why I have this doofy smile on my face. :blushing:
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      Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

      Iguana got an eyeful? Is there a joke about "aim" in there somewhere?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

      OH yeah, that reminds me...outdoor swimming pool in the neighborhood in which I used to live. I wonder how many of my neighbors were watching?
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      I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

      Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.

      How about lunch break sex? I went back to work a VERY happy girl!!
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      Iguana got an eyeful? Is there a joke about "aim" in there somewhere?

      hahaha, sadly, no..... Should I even feel bad for him, since he was swimming figure 8's around my legs at the time? Did he bring it upon himself?
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      How about lunch break sex? I went back to work a VERY happy girl!!

      Oh yes......Nooners make for a great rest of the day wouldn't you say?
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      hahaha, sadly, no..... Should I even feel bad for him, since he was swimming figure 8's around my legs at the time? Did he bring it upon himself?

      May I throw out a "you da man" for keeping it going with that thing swimming around you??? That takes skill and commitment my friend!
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      Oh yes......Nooners make for a great rest of the day wouldn't you say?

      And really good prelude for that evening, right?
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