chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Is it bad I am taking an off day and eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for breakfast?

    Wouldnt be a secret if I told right? lol
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Is it bad I am taking an off day and eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for breakfast?

    Wouldnt be a secret if I told right? lol

    can I say that I love women who eat CC ice cream for breakfast and that it really turns me on?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Is that my secret move? :noway: haha
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    I wish I knew!!

    But seriously, I play dirty at pool and totally cheat. Once I know your weakness, you're done.
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Is that my secret move? :noway: haha
    can I say that I think you have others?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    I wish I knew!!

    But seriously, I play dirty at pool and totally cheat. Once I know your weakness, you're done.

    I have no weaknesses...what will you do?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Is that my secret move? :noway: haha
    can I say that I think you have others?

    dont you know I have others and will use them?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    would you like to practice those moves on me?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Would you hold very still? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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    here's one for the ladies and Gorilla.....What’s your secret move to turn a guy on?

    Does making a sammich naked count?

    If I tell you the secret moves... Are they really secret?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Do you know what I know ?

    Have you ever flown to the moon and back?

    Can you move so fast that no one can see it?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Does making a sammich naked count?

    wouldn't that depend on how hungry he is?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Do you know what I know ?

    Have you ever flown to the moon and back?

    Can you move so fast that no one can see it?
    /

    do you like movies about gladiators?

    have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Do you sing while standing on your head?

    Eat monkey brains?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    have you walked around backwards with a birds nest on your head?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Can you shake it like a salt shaker?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Good Morning Everyone.

    Leah did you not understand the Alternate definition of FAT LOSER?:laugh:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Good morning!!!

    Is everyone glad it is finally Friday?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

    Where in the world do you come up with such things?:laugh:

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