Need some Running slogans/quotes

JennS19
JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
I want to create a few t-shirts for a race I have coming up for the girls that I'm running with and I was hoping to get some of your favorite running slogans if you are a runner.

I was hoping to have the slogan on the back of the shirts so while we pass people (:bigsmile: ) they will get a laugh.

Let me know your favorites!! Thanks :smile:
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  • nikimae31
    nikimae31 Posts: 42
    Great idea! Here are some of mine.

    No matter how slow you're going, you're passing everyone on the couch.

    Running is cheaper than therapy.

    You just got passed by a girl!

    Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    2nd place is the 1st loser.

    Zombies eat the slow ones first.
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    If you're reading this, I just passed you!
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    Run faster! I hear zombies!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Run like you stole something!

    Run! Zombies are coming!

    Rule #1: Cardio
  • newcs
    newcs Posts: 717 Member
    Not specifically a running one, but...

    Sweat is fat crying
  • pandsmomCheryl
    pandsmomCheryl Posts: 168 Member
    "If you're going through hell, keep going!"
  • rachelmorgan77
    rachelmorgan77 Posts: 131 Member
    I'm not much of a runner, but my husband wore a shirt for his first half last year that read

    If it were easy, everyone would do it.

    The girls in the group wore shirts that said

    Only half crazy

    There were some people there with great signs, the one I remember and still chuckle at...

    Chuck Norris never ran a marathon
  • nikimae31
    nikimae31 Posts: 42
    I love reading all the extra quotes!
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member

    <snip>

    There were some people there with great signs, the one I remember and still chuckle at...

    Chuck Norris never ran a marathon

    THIS ^^ is my new mantra :) (Except I might change it to 5K - no-one tell him :)
  • rachelmorgan77
    rachelmorgan77 Posts: 131 Member
    I really want one for the Tough Mudder that says "I thought this was a 5K"
  • doggiesnot
    doggiesnot Posts: 334 Member
    See my pics, there's a good one in there. I think it's from Team Ortho.
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    "I run because I really really really really like cake"
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    On the back of a shirt I saw "If found on ground, please drag to finish line"
  • xxx_Pink_Princess_xxx
    xxx_Pink_Princess_xxx Posts: 875 Member
    bumping to read later x
  • Bossit
    Bossit Posts: 118 Member
    A few of my fav running slogans

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  • zen82
    zen82 Posts: 81 Member
    "I run because I really really really really like cake"

    ^^^ This is so me :-)
  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member

    Chuck Norris never ran a marathon

    LOL Love this!!!
  • jensfrogwild
    jensfrogwild Posts: 11 Member
    When your legs get tired, run with your heart.:heart:
  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
    I love this one I found online...

    I run like a girl.....try to keep up

    :bigsmile:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I thought they said RUM!
  • alerica1
    alerica1 Posts: 310 Member
    All of these are great!!!!
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
    One of my faves: "I thought they said RUM!" :laugh: :drinker:

    Edit: Dawn beat me to it! *highfives* :bigsmile:
  • Foodie711711
    Foodie711711 Posts: 137 Member
    I have a shirt that says "Will Run For Food"...everyone gets a kick out of it!
  • Colstriper
    Colstriper Posts: 71 Member
    Cowards never start. The weak never finish. Winners never quit.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    This is my T shirt..it's Nike so they probably own all the rights


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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    It's just a hill, GET OVER IT!
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    From my profile page:

    "It's a treat being a runner, out in the world by yourself with not a soul to make you bad-tempered or tell you what to do. ~ Alan Sillitoe"
  • belgerian
    belgerian Posts: 1,059 Member
    Hardest part is putting on my shoes 2nd hardest is opening that door.

    Another

    No matter how fast you run your lapping everyone on the couch

    Another

    Someone busier than you is running right now
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    Hehe..I managed to bag a T shirt from one of the Kenya track & field team at the olympics that says " Kenya Track and Field" and every single runner moves out of the way when I wear this...but let's just keep it a secret amongst us that I can barely run a 10 minute mile :-)


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    Untitled by Dipak49ers, on Flickr

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