Special Snowflake Syndrome

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_Elemenopee_
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A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.

The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.

This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.

When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.



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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    I is kind, I is smart, I is important.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    You is!
  • KatyCrum6969
    KatyCrum6969 Posts: 124 Member
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    Basically, you are not a special snowflake dude.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    I not a special snowflake?

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  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
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    When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away.

    Would a stake through the heart (possibly non-existent) be an option?
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    why_so_mean.jpg

    :sad:
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    I is kind, I is smart, I is important.
    I'm craving chocolate pie.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.

    The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.

    This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.

    When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.



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    So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?

    =P
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.

    The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.

    This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.

    When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.



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  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
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    I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!

    I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special :)
  • MorbidMander
    MorbidMander Posts: 349 Member
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    Oh, this made me laugh. :D
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,650 Member
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    I is kind, I is smart, I is important.
    I'm craving chocolate pie.

    EWWWW!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!

    I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special :)

    I do not recognize the bacon...
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!

    I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special :)

    I do not recognize the bacon...


    *gasp*
  • DebraYvonne
    DebraYvonne Posts: 632 Member
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    I think I know several of these snowflakes!
  • kayleen_longworth
    kayleen_longworth Posts: 147 Member
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    I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!

    I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special :)

    I do not recognize the bacon...


    *gasp*

    Oh the horror!!! :)
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
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    It's always good to quote characters with split personalities. Lends ya credibility, ayup.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?

    =P

    Watch it, dorkbot!
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?

    =P
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    you, sir, are absoluetly brilliant!

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