Special Snowflake Syndrome
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A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
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The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
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I is kind, I is smart, I is important.0
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You is!0
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Basically, you are not a special snowflake dude.0
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I not a special snowflake?
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When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away.
Would a stake through the heart (possibly non-existent) be an option?0 -
I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!0
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I'm craving chocolate pie.I is kind, I is smart, I is important.0 -
A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
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So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?
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My Quotes are the best! thanks for quoting me! just make sure Brett approves!A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
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I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!
I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special
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Oh, this made me laugh.
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I'm craving chocolate pie.I is kind, I is smart, I is important.
EWWWW!0 -
I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!
I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special
I do not recognize the bacon...0 -
I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!
I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special
I do not recognize the bacon...
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I think I know several of these snowflakes!0
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I'm a special peanut-butter filled snowflake - this does not apply to me; I'm just THAT special!
I think around here you have to be a bacon filled snowflake to be considered that special
I do not recognize the bacon...
*gasp*
Oh the horror!!! 0 -
It's always good to quote characters with split personalities. Lends ya credibility, ayup.0
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So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?
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Watch it, dorkbot!0 -
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So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?
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you, sir, are absoluetly brilliant!0 -
Thats ok, I'm not a snowflake anyway. I'm fun golf-ball sized hail.0
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So the problem is not with you but with all the other people who think they are special snowflakes?
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Watch it, dorkbot!0 -
Why you pick on snowflake?0
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I am special, mainly because all you people are figments of my imagination.0
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My Quotes are the best! thanks for quoting me! just make sure Brett approves!A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
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Why do people think I'm you?
And you Ohana. 0 -
Tyler Durden is WRONG. WRONG I SAY.
But how can someone with those abs be so wrong? Oh, the world is upside down!0 -
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Tyler Durden is WRONG. WRONG I SAY.
But how can someone with those abs be so wrong? Oh, the world is upside down!
Say what?!?
It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.0 -
You guys are so mean! The OP was just trying to share some information with you all. Gah - I can't believe the bullies on this site.0
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You guys are so mean! The OP was just trying to share some information with you all. Gah - I can't believe the bullies on this site.
Right? Like Oh Em Gee!0
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